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[dxfan12]

jimmy's bad day

ok its a simple game, i start the forum off than the next person adds something onto the story to make jimmy's day worse and worse ok?

jimmy was walking home...

 

[Markz]

I already made one like this, why copy?

 

[Travis40]

and he got fucked by a horse >_>

 

[seX-Power]

the horse was actually Rosie O'Donnell >_>

 

[Moonlight Drive]

And Rosey tore him another arsehole with her anal invasion. Then he saw an asian :fear2:

 

[seX-Power]

Rosey ate the asian, which had somehow found a way to breed with her saliva, resulting in little asians crawling into Jimmy's new arsehole.

 

[KenFan4life]

and as jimmy got back home from gettin' raped by tha' Rosie O'Donnel Horse, he quickly got in the shower...


the water was hot and rampant....


he soon drifted off into a day dream...


it was creamy....


and wet...


then soon, before he knew it...

tha' water got cold as fuck....

he quickly hopped around in tha' tub-area...

and regained his surroundings and worked up the courage to continue showering....


this time....he'll quickly wash every part of his body at once...

so he got all the soap he can...and rubbed it all over his body....

then tha' sampoo all over his thick-strong head of hair....



he was standing there hoping to rinse off quickly...


but soon...a quick out of the blue, stomach cramp bottled up in his abdominal area...


he had to take a shit....

it was a tough choice...as he was still soggy and covered in soap & sampoo...and he was wet and naked...


but at tha' same time...


he really-really-really had to go...


so he put his hands out in front of him for a sense of seeing(since sampoo ran in his eyes)....he tripped and dented his cock on tha' bathroom floor...

it hurt...but he soon found tha' toilet(with his hand, which resulted in his hand accidently going in tha' toilet and gettin' piss water on his hands)...



he took his soggy-runn'y shit ....all soakin' and really uncomfortable and such....



as he soon felt tha' last bit Plop in tha' toilet...


he heard his doggy "Barkey" barking and tha' dog soon smucked through tha' lightly thin force of the bathroom door and began to lick the soap off of Jimmy's naked-wet body...

as jimmy was sittin' on tha' toilet, and gettin' licked by his doggy....

tha' GIRL of his dreams....(his creamy-wet-dreams...)

came walkin' by....she had talked to jimmy's mother(who's also a hermatherdite)....and spoked about a suprise visit for jimmy...

but she didn't dig what she saw....

cuz it looked like jimmy was nut'fuckin' tha dog or some sick shit...


so she instead of Suprise Fucking Jimmy.....she chose to instead...

whip out jimmy's momma's weiner out and started to give jimmy's mom(a hermatpherdite) a blow job...

as this all happened...

tha' toilet fell apart and shit sprung and hit the walls and went flying and KA-Wolla-BAM!



suck-ass day fo' jimmy....

 

[seX-Power]

Kenfan really does put effort into things >_>


Oh and as for Jimmy, Viscera decided to stop by and give Jimmy a lap dance

 

[Travis40]

so Jimmy had sex with a blow up sheep.

 

[KenFan4life]

that had herpies and now his weiner is like Quetin Tarintino's (on tha' Planet Terror movie)

 

[Airfixx]

^^^Then he logged on to IWF and found this thread and his day got REALLY shit!

 

[KenFan4life]

so ya' saying IWF sucks?


pfft!

(Chaos bitchslaps Airfixx)

 

[seX-Power]

Jimmy bumped the thread.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Jimmy gave an infraction to X-power just because he's a douche.

 

[KenFan4life]

Jimmy said aloud that Chuck Zombie's racist againest X-Power'isms!