Blazy Wrestling Conspiracies

[Hidden Blaze]

@KeepItFresh gave me this idea the other day, and I figured I'd do it. I already got two in mind, but one I have to wait to do.

For reasons haha.


ANYWAY! The first one I'm gonna go with, is one that the other day I actually talked about on Twitter.


So, let's go back to the General AEW thread, me, @Deezy and @KeepItFresh shooting the shit, and talking about AEW stuff. Bash at the Beach is mentioned and we talk about that and I'm like yo Cody's dad Dusty came up with it, let him use it. So I'm asked about WWE using Clash of Champions as a name, and how I feel. I say yeah ya know, I don't like they used the wrong name, and wish they did.

Anyway, it makes KIF mention how they should make David Arquette Champion. I make a joke saying that's more something WWE would do nowadays. We move on to old Marko Stunt, and KIF and KIF said he could beat up Marko, and I'm like nah bro size don't matter in a real fight, smaller people beat people all the time. Now think back, we had that talk before correct? Guess when? During the Night of Champiosn LD. @Sabretooth was bitching cause of Seth being Braun, and saying the size shit blah blah blah.

So, then we get a tweet about someone doing promo school of WWE Backstage. Who is that you ask? DAVID F'N ARQUETTE! You know who else is on WWE Backstage that same show? CM Punk. CM Punk posted a tweet, and tagged who? Tony Khan from AEW in it.

Tony jumps in and makes a joke, Orton comes along and makes a reply and we get a little mini back and fourth between them.

Why is the Orton part important you ask? Who did David Arquette fight on Raw before?

WWE AND AEW WORKING TOGETHER CONFIRMED!

Con.........

spiracy

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You and I did already discuss this one in length over a couple of threads so I'm sure most of the active members have read my thoughts on it.

I am lookin' forward to your future conspiracies you dig up. Like Deezy is actually a decedent of Big Foot and he's just coverin' his tracks. Just don't go too far and start comin' up with things like Bruiser Brody stabbed himself.

 

[Chris]

I saw this thread was posted on Twitter and I had to come on to see it myself. I'm not disappointed

 

[Apoho Creed]

Just might beat out Trump's Impeachment hearings bravo.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Nobody wants to actually impeach Trump, that's just fake news from desperate Democrats.

 

[Sabretooth]

I have absolutely no idea what's going on lmao

 

[Hidden Blaze]

More to add to my original conspiracy!


AEW winning the war this week gives them 8 wins. NXT has 2 wins. If you put 8 and 2 next to each other with the bigger number first, you got 82. 82 weeks was how long WCW beat WWE in the ratings in a row.

More and more piling up! It’s all huge hoax! We’re being had! bamboozled! hoodwinked! They pulled the wool over our eyes! But not me. I’m on to you the man with 3 Hs and Tony the Con!

 

[Deezy]

Mandy Rose is hardly used and jobbed out without an entrance because Vince knows Mainstream Mandy would eclipse the brand and call the shots like 80s Hogan.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Mandy Rose is hardly used and jobbed out without an entrance because Vince knows Mainstream Mandy would eclipse the brand and call the shots like 80s Hogan.

SIR SIR SIR! GET YOUR OWN CONSPIRACY THREAD! This is for my stupid pointless rambling of stuff we all know is me just bullshitting.

 

[Deezy]

SIR SIR SIR! GET YOUR OWN CONSPIRACY THREAD! This is for my stupid pointless rambling of stuff we all know is me just bullshitting.

It's not a conspiracy.....it's a fact.

 

[Smart Marx]

More to add to my original conspiracy!


AEW winning the war this week gives them 8 wins. NXT has 2 wins. If you put 8 and 2 next to each other with the bigger number first, you got 82. 82 weeks was how long WCW beat WWE in the ratings in a row.

More and more piling up! It’s all huge hoax! We’re being had! bamboozled! hoodwinked! They pulled the wool over our eyes! But not me. I’m on to you the man with 3 Hs and Tony the Con!

I hate to burst your bubble...

 

[Hidden Blaze]

It's not a conspiracy.....it's a fact.

We don't like facts here sir. We like stupid bullshit that makes no sense.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I hate to burst your bubble...

LOOK! Okay, I was a week off...

or maybe Eric is a week off........ MAYBE ERIC IS A WEEK OFF! NXT just needs to win next week then. EITHER WAY! The man of 3 H's and Tony the Con is out to get us!

 

[Deezy]

We don't like facts here sir. We like stupid bullshit that makes no sense.

Touché