I ain't vouching for shit that you don't deserve. :tough:
but fortunately for you, we had to go sit you in the corner of our little piece of the cyber-world in a ranting thread alllll to yourself, so it's well deserved. :smug:
Hell, that thread misses the hell out of you, every now and then there's some stuff about marriage proposals that was serious, but think the last thing in there was me bitching about tangerine juice just for the hell of it. That ranting thread clearly misses you, so you so totally deserve the award.
Welp, gotta go find my ranting skills again to earn an award. Maybe I'll find my old PS3 controller while looking for 'em.