The sun is shining bright and there is not a cloud in sight as the scene opens up outside a public library in the inner city of Yonkers, New York. We go inside where we see books everywhere like a typical library, children sitting criss cross apple sauce in the floor, and a table in the back corner with computers. It is the perfect Hallmark setting until the front door opens and Kid Krazy walks in. The children all stare at the man who is dressed in black with long, shaggy, hair, and white face paint. He ignores the children and walks to the back corner of the library to sit at one of the computers. It appears that he is going to ACW.com to check out who his opponenet is in his debut match. It appears that he will be facing the returning Cory Allen. Instead of exiting the computer, he browses the web to research Cory Allen. Kid Krazy finds out several things about Allen, including his childhood, his relationship with his girlfriend, and the fact that Allen is a juggalo. Kid Krazy is soon distracted when a Librarian begins to speak to the children.
The Librarian: Okay kids, it is now time for group reading. Who would like to go first?
This irritates Kid Krazy as he is trying to focus on researching Cory Allen. He attempts to zone everything out but can't do this as a child begins to read aloud to the group. It pushes Krazy over the edge and he lashes out.
Kid Krazy: Can you please shut the fuck up? Can't you see I'm trying to concentrate over here? Damn!
The Librarian gasps and everyone is stunned in silence. Finally the librarian walks over to the computer table and speaks with Kid Krazy.
The Librarian: Sir, that type of language will not be tolerated here.
[COLOR="#FFOOOO"]Kid Krazy: Well can't you see I am in the middle of something and those rugrats are distracting me.[/COLOR]
The Librarian: I am sorry sir but there is a sign posted on the front door advertising that today is children's day. Since you have broken a few rules of this library by using profanity, and by yelling, I will be giving you two options. Number one, you can leave right now and be banned from this library, or... you can join the group and tell the children a story.
Krazy ponders on what to do before answering her...
Kid Krazy: Well since I don't have internet access, I can't be banned from the library so sure, I will tell the little wee ones a story.
The Librarian: Come with me and I will introduce you to the children.
He reluctantly gets up and follows her to the group. She gets him a chair and he sits down in the middle of the children.
The Librarian: Kids, this is, I'm sorry sir, I didn't catch your name.
Kid Krazy: My name is Kid Krazy.
The Librarian: Um.... Okay kids, Mr. Krazy is here to tell you all a story. Now I want you to listen and pay attention as if it was me talking. If you have any questions for Mr. Krazy, just raise your hands and I am sure Mr. Krazy will be more than happy to answer whatever question you have to ask. Mr. Krazy, you can begin your story now.
The Librarian leaves the room while Krazy sits in the middle of the children, feeling out of place. After a few minutes of contemplating what he is going to say, he begins to tell a story.
Kid Krazy: Once upon a time... there was a professional wrestler from San Diego, California, named Kid Krazy.
A young boy shouts out, "You are a wrestler??? Cool!"
Kid Krazy: Kid Krazy moved to Yonkers, New York and signed with Alternative Championship Wrestling. In his first match in ACW, he faced a Juggalo named Cory Allen.
A few hands are raised and Kid Krazy calls on a little girl to speak.
The Little Girl: Mr. Krazy, what is a juggalo?
Kid Krazy: A juggalo is a fan of the Insane Clown Posse.
The Little Girl: What is the Insane Clown Posse?
Kid Krazy: A group of wannabe rappers who sound like shit and have no friends.
The Little Girl: My mom says everyone can be friends. She also says shit is a bad word and you should never say it.
Kid Krazy: Stop interupting me and let me get on with the story! Now where was I? Oh yes, Cory Allen. On the number nine episode of Adrenaline Cory Allen and Kid Krazy faced off in a wrestling match. Now before the match, Kid Krazy did some research on Cory Allen to find out what type of an opponenet he would be facing. He found out that Cory Allen grew up in Detroit, Michigan, as a juggalo who was poor his entire life until he straightened up and went to wrestling school. Kid Krazy found it very funny that Cory Allen claims he was poor as a child. You want to talk about poor or having a rough childhood? Kid Krazy's father killed himself when he was only five years old. Five years later, Kid Krazy witnessed his stepfather kill his own mother. And Cory Allen wants to complain about being poor? If he only went through half the hell Kid Krazy went through, he would have died. Since he was so poor and helpless, he grew up listening to the Insane Clown Posse. Kid Krazy didn't have to listen to a group of white boys trying to be hardcore rappers. Instead Krazy was working on becoming a wrestler. While Kid Krazy was researching Cory Allen, he found out that Allen was arrested at age seventeen and booked as an adult for robbing a local gas station. Allen spent a month in Detroit's Juvenile Detention Center before being released on six months probation. I find it funny that Cory Allen was so poor that he had to steal. As I said, he wouldn't have made it in my shoes. Hell, half the time I didn't have shoes!
Another boy now raises his hand and speaks.
Another little boy: Why didn't you have shoes?
Kid Krazy: Because I wasn't a spoiled little bitch like some of you! Now as I was saying, Kid Krazy and Cory Allen had a match on the ninth episode of Adrenaline. The bell rung and Cory Allen ran at Krazy but Krazy ducked and connected with the Krazy kick, knocking out that piece of trash. Kid Krazy then found a chair from under the ring and hit Cory Allen in the temple with it. He continued hitting Cory Allen until Allen was busted open and covered with blood. Kid Krazy then found a barbed wire basedball bat from under the ring. He beat Cory Allen down with the barbed wire baseball bat, until you couldn't see Allen's back anymore because it was covered in blood!!! Krazy then picked up Allen and threw him out of the ring and on to the concrete floor. He picked up Allen and tombstone piledrived his head on to the conrete, breaking the neck of Cory Allen. But Krazy didn't stop. He found a match and struck it on Cory Allen, setting Allen on fire! With Allen almost dead, the referee stopped the match and Kid Krazy was declared the winner, while EMT's rushed to the ring and Cory Allen was carried out of the Mayfield Community Center on a stretcher. Kid Krazy smiled as he lived happily ever after... The End.
The children are practically crying over what they have just heard as it has disgusted them so badly. They all got up and ran to get the librarian as Kid Krazy sat in his chair, smiling away. After a moment or two, the Librarian returns but the kids stay away.
The Librarian: Oh my Gosh, what have you been telling these young children?
Kid Krazy: You wanted me to tell them a story so I told them a story, and a damn good one at that!
The Librarian: They told me everything! Shame on you for describing blood and gore and corrupting there innocent minds!
Kid Krazy: These children need to quit being whiney little bitches and get a taste of reality. When I was there age, I was the same Loose Cannon Lunatic that I am now. That's what's wrong with this world, kids are taught to be happy and everything in life is so good. Life isn't good! In fact, life is a bitch! Just like yourself! You're a bitch, these kids are a bitch, my father was a bitch, my stepfather was a bitch, my mother was a bitch, and Cory Allen is a bitch! I have anger stored up in my soul from nineteen years of constant bullshit! I haven't had the wonderful life that these children have. On Adrenaline Episode Nine, I will release my transgressions and Cory Allen will fall at the feet of Kid Krazy! So Miss Librarian Lady, if you have a problem with me or what I am about, then you can suck my dick because I don't want to come back to this shithole of a library anyway!
Kid Krazy proceeds to storm away but the Librarian stops him.
The Librarian: Hang on! I like what you are about, Krazy. Here's my number.
She writes her number down on a piece of paper and hands it to him but he rips it up.
Kid Krazy: You are a georgous woman and I would love you by my side but I have no phone.
The Librarian: Then stop by the Library anytime, preferably after hours.
Kid Krazy kisses her on the cheek and walks away as she is left smiling.
