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  1. Swamps

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    Or or, you through down flour and look for the wet spot! We have a meme thread too! (Random picture thread)
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    You have competition in this thread though! No one and I mean no one says more outlandish things than me, Home Slice!
  3. Swamps

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    I'd rather be seen as a bad person, than a stupid one.
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    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    Unprovoked conflict is a Rich Man's war, and a poor man's fight.
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    Kevin Nash sharing a quote from Scott Hall: "CM Punk is going to be the first professional wrestler to die of a yeast infection ".
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    Hey, I turned out just fine.
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    I meme with my right hand only.... because the Left can't MEME baby!
  8. Swamps

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    Unless they're paying your bills or sucking your cock, don't worry about what someone else thinks.
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    How do you circumcise a dude from Alabama? Easy! Kick his sister in the jaw!
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    Celebrating failure is super important when it comes to being successful.
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    "Hey Four Eyes, Vote For Quimby" Hey Beard-o, Vote for Quimby" Bart Simpson
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    I once asked my 400 LB friend what is the difference between him and an elephant . He says what? I say, "Not Much, fam. Not much"
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    This guy once told me on a traffic stop, "I pay your salary ". My response, "Oh, so you're the cheap bastard I've been looking for".
  14. Swamps

    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    So my wife asks me if I wanted a new Sandwich Maker. I tell her. "No thanks. One wife is enough for me". She hasn't talked to me in a few days. :(
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    Lol
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    This one time at band camp I stuck a flute in my....
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    Random Thought/Joke of the Day

    How you smoke meth and still be fat
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    I just stole that saying from a King of the Hill Meme, lol. I like the blue mountain dew
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    Mountain Dew is Crap. Just Saying.