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  1. Kiffy Lube

    Market Research

    Are Google ads personalized correctly? I decided today to analyze this a bit to see if they were marketed correctly towards me, a constant consumer of Youtube. Let's see how this went. Chase- Good Mythical Mornin’ -I already got a bank and I don’t trust it. So I don’t trust you. Bad start...
  2. Kiffy Lube

    KIF's Sim League Reborn

    I wasn't gonna bring this back again, especially after that shit fallout with Juice. Still love ya, Juice, hope you come around and we can be friends again. However, someone has stepped up and wants this to return just as much I did a couple months ago. We are hopin' to get enough people to join...
  3. Kiffy Lube

    JSKL Gauge Thread

    Juice and I are gonna be startin' up the KSL again but I don't want folks stuck with wrestlers they don't want anymore. So this thread is just for tellin' us if ya want to keep or change the wrestlers you've had. We'll have an official thread up later this week, sim leagues are always...
  4. Kiffy Lube

    WWE Wrestlemania 38 Prediction/Dream Card Thread

    I do these every year before the Rumble so if ya wanna throw together a fun card or just predict what the the cards gonna be. Universe Title Match: The Rock v.s Roman Reigns(c) World Title Match: Kevin Owens v.s Brock Lesnar(c) SD Women's Title, Referee Sasha Banks: Sonya Deville v.s Charlotte...
  5. Kiffy Lube

    KIF Loves Orange Soda

    Okay, not as much as Kel as I'm more of a Mountain Dew guy but I've decided to make a thread where I discuss different sodas and energy drinks I'm tryin'. You can also ask me what I think of some but if you mention anythin' without sugar or it's diet, you already know my answer. Reign and Bang...
  6. Kiffy Lube

    How long is KIF gonna live?

    Simple, just how long do ya think I have left considerin' my lifestyle. Will it I make to the 80s like most of my other Family members who were just as unhealthy as me? What do y'all think?
  7. Kiffy Lube

    Inanimate Objects Come To Life!

    If you could be any inanimate object what would ya be? You can still have access to your brain so you can constantly think about how great bein' a chainsaw or a desk lamp all day could be.
  8. Kiffy Lube

    Sping-Heeled Jack more like Spring-Real Jack

    This is an old folklore but it had a lot of eye witness accounts back in the day that just grew the legend if ya don't know about. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring-heeled_Jack Here's the wikipedia page for anyone unaware of what it is. I personally believe it's an ultimate troll job by a...
  9. Kiffy Lube

    RIP Melissa Coates

    Surprised no one made a thread for her. She had one of her legs amputated a couple months ago and I guess she had some complications that led to her death but that isn't fully confirmed from what I read. She was only 50. If someone wants to post an article they may to make this thread more legit.
  10. Kiffy Lube

    WWE randomized from Wrestlemania 1 onward

    I wanna start a new project I can keep up with. I may still do the randomized card thing I suggested prior if more interest comes of it in the future but this essentially will be me randomly bookin' WWE cards takin' the roster back when Wrestlemania 1 first started. I'll start with their initial...
  11. Kiffy Lube

    Shit or Piss?

    If ya had to eat or drink one or the other which would a choose?
  12. Kiffy Lube

    Blueprint for a future card thing

    I am lookin' for suggestion on rules for sumthin' I wanna run in the future where we build random cards from the randomizer on cagematch.net. The randomizer on that site works extremely well but I need some solid rules to keep an honor system for it. I think 30 rolls would work well with takin'...
  13. Kiffy Lube

    OMB and Blaine's random tag teams

    I did ya folks a favor and made ya a thread to talk about your amazin' made up tag teams. I'll just start with The Cat and Baron Corbin, The Coolest Cats Across All The Maps.
  14. Kiffy Lube

    What do ya think?

    Tell everyone what's on your mind. Be honest, tell us about your fantasies but don't get too graphic. I'm thinkin' about that I need another shot right now while folks try to change each other minds in the shoutbox. It's a good day. What's on your mind?
  15. Kiffy Lube

    Countdown to Cancellation

    Well, it's gonna happen. I'm gonna get cancelled. Hell, I'll probably be banned this year for not havin' "STRICT" thoughts how things should be looked at. It's 20 whatever now. Oh, KIF said this once, let's get him. So this is the official bettin' thread of when I get cancelled.
  16. Kiffy Lube

    WWE Wrestlemania 37 Prediction/Dream Card Thread

    I always liked to these before the Rumble happens so we don't let WWE's winner dictate the card that you may want but if you just wanna predict what they're gonna do, you can do that as well. WWE Title Match: The Fiend v.s Braun Strowman v.s Drew McIntyre(c) -Just give Drew another huge win...
  17. Kiffy Lube

    Ghosts of wrestlers

    I can't be the only that has visits from dead wrestlers. Fabulous Moolah and I are great friends. Tell us your experiences with wrestlin' ghosts. You can summon them too but ghosts might be busy so I don't advise that.
  18. Kiffy Lube

    Steak or Hamburgers?

    Which do ya prefer? I'm more of a steak guy but I eat a ton of hamburgers too. These are the best food creations ever.
  19. Kiffy Lube

    Extreme Boogie Board Experiences

    Tell us about your extreme boogie experiences. Boogie boards are badass. I haven't really used one since I was like 6 though but I remember them bein' a blast.
  20. Kiffy Lube

    Sex in a Hammock

    Discuss your experiences havin' sex in a hammock. Personally for me, it didn't work very well. Good thing I also own beds.
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