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  1. Maniax

    Promos The Summit

    *We cut to a bar near Boston, where Mike Valander is drinking a nice beer while watching a game* Mike: Damn, the Celtics are good, they're better than good, they're great. Nothing like drinking a beer watching the Celtics and holding my new belt. Mike is holding onto the anarchy championship...
  2. Maniax

    Promos Alexandra News Tonight

    A static pops up on a TV, keeping static until it shows a newsroom and music shows up. Narrator: Live, from New York, its Alexandra News Tonight. The lights turn on, and Alexandra Marie is sitting in a news desk. Alexandra is very different looking, she is wearing glasses, her hair is in a...
  3. Maniax

    Promos 2 out of 3 Anarchy

    When: After Garden of Eden Where: Mike Valanders locker room In the locker room after Garden of Eden, the new LDW Anarchy Champion Mike Valander is sitting on a chair while grasping the Anarchy Championship. Mike: Well, I did it. Despite the fact that Izalith nearly brutalized me to...
  4. Maniax

    AMA Mike Valander and Alexandra Marie AMA

    I've decided to do an AMA on both of my characters and do it at the same time. Hi, I'm LDW's Party Princess, Alexandra Marie, ready to take your questions. Hello, I'm LDW's Lone Wolf, Mike Valander, I'm here to answer questions about me.
  5. Maniax

    Promos Family Issues

    At the local shooting range, we see targets are being fired, and the person who is shooting those bullets is none other than Mike Valander with goggles and noise cancelling earmuffs. Instructor: Aim, Fire. Mike starts shooting again, connecting every target with his pistol, firing off...
  6. Maniax

    Promos Shady? (Continuation of Close Encounters of the Cole Kind)

    The cameras of LDW are backstage as we see the woman who helped patriot capture the holy grail of liberty or death wrestling, Alexandra Marie walking back from grabbing her martini and sipping on it. When suddenly she can hear in the background, Patriots (@Patriot Pants ) conversation with...
  7. Maniax

    Promos Different is Good

    October 20, 2019, Brooklyn, NY The cameras of LDW go to a big tv in the heart of Times Square and while everyone is out to enjoy the pleasures of NYC, we see Mike Valander watching game 6 of the alcs between the Yankees and Astros. His long blonde hair is tied back in a ponytail as he covers his...
  8. Maniax

    Promos Bar Brawl Road House

    *In the city of Coon Rapids, Minnesota, we see Mike Valander riding down the highway on his Harley Davidson motorcycle to a nearby bar* Mike: Time to go to a bar I love for many years, Poveys. *Mike drives to Poveys, and parks his motorcycle in the area walks in and greets everyone inside*...
  9. Maniax

    Promos The High Life

    *A Cameraman walks up to a huge apartment in Los Angeles, all the way up to the skyline where he feels nervous looking at a big dude blocking at the door* Travis Marcus: *sneers* *Just then, a girl in a white robe opens behind Travis* Alexandra: Its ok, Travis. I invited him to talk. Go ahead...
  10. Maniax

    Alexandra Marie @AlexandraMariePP

    Ive always had Twitter so me tweeting I'm no stranger to this, and I cant wait to show the world what Alexandra Marie is all about. #PartyPrincess 1570697806 Oh my god, that Stacey keys is such a bitch, she ain't high life (and oh, btw Stacey, it ain't about weed its about high times and...
  11. Maniax

    Alexandra Marie

    Sign up Template: Character Name: Alexandra Marie Nicknames (optional): Party Princess Representation (picture and name of person please): Chloë Grace Moretz Billed-From: Hollywood, California Age: 23 Height: 5' 5 Weight: 140 lbs Disposition: Heel Gimmick & Backstory: Spoiled brat, who think...
  12. Maniax

    AMA Maniaxs AMA 2

    It is once again Omega Maniax, and feel free to give me your questions.
  13. Maniax

    Promos Real Country

    *A cameraman is out in the woods, where he meets up with Alex Valander who hasn't been seen in a while ever since attacked, Alex notices the cameraman* Alex: Hey Cameraman, its okay get up on my boat, its good. *Cameraman walks up and onto his boat* Alex: Welcome to Moose Lake, ain't it...
  14. Maniax

    Mike Valander @MikeValander

    Got that itch, I'm scratching it now because I'm back. #NobodysSafe #RealCountry 1569970673 By the way, who's this @NovaTaylorRP chick that keeps popping up on my screen? She may be colorful but she's not real country. #GrizzledCountry @Beavie
  15. Maniax

    Mike Valander

    Character Name: Mike Valander Nicknames (optional): Grizzled Country Representation (picture and name of person please): "Hangman" Adam Page Billed-From: Coon Rapids, Minnesota Age: 27 Height: 6' 2 in Weight: 235 lbs Disposition: Tweener Gimmick & Backstory: He has wrestled for a long time but...
  16. Maniax

    Lost Island Survival (Revival)

    Hello Fellow Forum Friends. After I was playing Zombie Apocalypse, I remembered that I used to do this game on a different forum which (@Green Power Ranger ) also did. The weird things that happened, well you get the point. Welcome to the return to Lost Island. However unlike the original (where...
  17. Maniax

    AMA AMA - Ask Maniax Anything

    Now that I'm back on the site for the first time in three somewhat years, (knowing I still had my account here), didn't know what happened, its time for people to get to know me again, with that in mind, ask me anything, I will accept both serious and funny questions.
  18. Maniax

    New Skin Color

    I don't really like the blue that much anymore, I want it to change to like Red (no I'm not going all MP here but I want Red because I like Red better as a skin color) or maybe Pink (for Ziggler)
  19. Maniax

    Matt and Jeff's WWF 1998 Dojo Video

    In this video, you'll see Matt, Jeff, Christian, Sweet T, Kurt Angle, Test, Shawn Stasiak, and a lot of other wrestlers.
  20. Maniax

    I'm just making this clear...........

    Name: Alex Simms or Maniax. Age: 15 Favourite Superstar & Why: Chris Benoit, yes a killer, but I love his matches. How long I've been a fan of wrestling: 1999 Favourite Wrestling Company: WWE (I also prefer Indies) How did you find the site? Machinimapalooza Will I be active here: I'm on MP, so...