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  1. Fauche

    Lesnar at UFC 200

    Lesnar going to UFC 200 ON July 9th to fight Opponent is TBD, but everyone wants it Last night it seemed like they were advertising it as co-main event after DC vs Jones, bumping Tate vs Nunez, Aldo vs Edgar and Cain vs Browne down. WWE says its a one-off and Lesnar will be at Summerslam...
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    UWF Unforgiven Prediction Thread

    In a world full of winners and losers, two men have risen above to bring you... THE UNFORGIVEN PPV PREDICTION SHOW~! Brought to you in absolutely no part by Godless cussin' liberals. Morrison: Hi, I'm John Morrison, and I believe in the Matrix. Miz: And I'm your chick magnet, The Miz! We...
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    UWF Smackdown Shark Boy vs Callihan

    "A History of Bad Men" blasts through the PA in the sold out arena. Now recognizing this the anthem of the dastardly T.I.O.C., the crowds immediately starts to boo and jeer. Sami Callihan and Kevin Steen walk out on to the ramp, eyes dead set on the ring ahead with no head paid to the antagonism...
  4. Fauche

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 2/4/14

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 2/4/14 EDITION FOR ENHANCED EXPERIENCE, READ WHILE LISTENING TO MF DOOM OR WU-TANG CLAN TUNES #1 DEAN AMBROSE THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE~! #2 DANIEL BRYAN Sure, he came out second best in The Royal Rumble, but there's not doubt that is was a sooooooooooper close second. Plus...
  5. Fauche

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/27/14

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/27/14 EDITION "DON'T BE A POPE ON MY PRIDE PARADE" #1 FANDANGO & ETHAN CARTER III The Modern Day Double Dragons were able to retain their tag titles on Smackdown when they faced off against the (totally fabulous) T.I.O.C. In a bout that was described as "aggressively...
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    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/20/14

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/20/14 EDITION SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM ALL YOU WANT, IT WILL NEVER, EVER HEAR YOU #1 AJ STYLES The Phenomenal One once again retained his Hardcore Championship, defeating former tilte-holder Mr. Kennedy in a brtual cage-ish match on Smackdown (and all this after some tough...
  7. Fauche

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/13/14

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/13/14 EDITION WHOEVER STOLE KEVIN STEEN CAN SUCK A FISH #1 MATT MORGAN While the achievements or downfalls of the previous week mean absolutely nothing in the current edition of THE RUNDOWN, its no doubt worth noting that Matt Morgan is the first man in over 30 years to...
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    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 12/23/13

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 12/23/13 THIS EDITION IS A SING-A-LONG #1 MATT MORGAN // KING BOOKER Who can say which of these men is the greater or lesser? Morgan defeated two opponents in one match to unifyr the blue brand's world titles and become the undisputed king of the mountain (Mount Morgan?) on...
  9. Fauche

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 12/16/13

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 12/16/13 PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHILD SLAVE LABOR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoQYw49saqc 1. AJ STYLES Styles earns himself the inaugural top spot by being the only guy to win a title match this week, and also cause he ended the lengthy Hardcore Championship reign of...
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    UWF Velocity Past Trash Talking Threads

    BRAND SPANKIN' NEW GREEN BASS LINE... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE For the first time in the history of science and romance, the greatest song ever composed plays under the banners of the green brand! The inaugural UWF Velocity audience explodes in a deafening chorus of...
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    Cena's Return?

    Del Rio vs. Cena for the heavyweight title at HIAC. What the deal is with this anyway? Is Cena really going to be in this match? Does he possess inhuman healing abilites (see almost every match in his career for evidence supporting this theory)? Did he suffer an injury that was exagerated in...
  12. Fauche

    How a Mom would book the WWE

    Not just any Mom though. Only this Mom. Likelyly. Watch carefully as I transform a day off work into a hypothetical WWE future for the next nine months or so. I did nothing I couldn't see the WWE reasonably doing, took current injuries into account, signed nobody new and only used a few (one?)...
  13. Fauche

    Hello there!

    Hi, I'm Mom. Not your mom, or anybody else's. Its possible I could be someday, but highly unlikely. I like friendships, comfortable beds, adventures, puzzles, the French language, talks with seniors on public transit, and violent entrertainment. As such, my favourite movie ever is Mortal...