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  1. Coldhands

    Unforgiven: Kane vs Undertaker

    Kane The Undertaker I knew didn’t give a damn about ‘respect’. My brother walked into arenas with one goal, to destroy the person unfortunate enough to stand on the other side of the ring. He didn’t care what people thought of him, and he certainly didn’t care how much ‘respect’ he got. That...
  2. Coldhands

    Unforgiven: Kane vs Undertaker

    *The crowd falls silent but is stunned back into life when the pyro of the Big Red Monster lights up the UWF arena. ‘Veil of Fire’ begins it’s slow march over the speakers, building up to a crescendo as the devil’s favourite demon steps out onto the stage. Kane stands at the top of the entrance...
  3. Coldhands

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    The flames erupt on the UWF stage as ‘Veil of Fire’ plays over the speakers. Ambrose does not have to wait long as the Devil’s Favourite Demon makes his way down to the ring. Kane steps over the top rope and ignites the four corners with flames. He wastes no time in grabbing a microphone...
  4. Coldhands

    I'll have one up tonight. Sorry mate, been very busy this week.

    I'll have one up tonight. Sorry mate, been very busy this week.
  5. Coldhands

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    Amazing job Fauche, love these features you do, adds to the hype for the PPV. Sorry I couldn't provide a bit more Kane stuff, been pretty busy. But great job. Now for my pre-Rumble pint.
  6. Coldhands

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    Kane looks across the ring at the bloodied Eddie Guerrero, surveying him and passing a silent judgment on his speech. Kane slowly lifts the microphone back up to his lips. Kane: What do I know about true pain? If you only experienced what I have been through in my life Eddie, you would not...
  7. Coldhands

    just sent it to you buddy.

    just sent it to you buddy.
  8. Coldhands

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    The lights go out in the arena as the crowd realise this can only mean one thing. Flames ignite the UWF stage and smoke billows from where the explosion occurred. The dreary melody of ‘Veil of Fire’ seaps out of the speakers in the arena as the monster known as Kane slowly walks out onto the...
  9. Coldhands

    yeah man, sorry for the lack of activity, I've had one hell of a week! Going to get the thread...

    yeah man, sorry for the lack of activity, I've had one hell of a week! Going to get the thread going tonight.
  10. Coldhands

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    Flames engulf the UWF Stage as 'Veil of Fire' blasts over the speakers and the former Global Champion steps out onto the stage, accompanied by his father Paul Bearer. Both men walk down the ramp side by side until they reach the ring. Bearer struggles with his weight to climb the steel steps...
  11. Coldhands

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    As Eddie Guerrero falls silent, the quiet is immediately disturbed by the wall of flames that erupt on the UWF stage. ‘Veil of Fire’ plays over the speaker system and the now former 2 time Global Champion Kane steps out onto the entrance ramp. Kane once again has his father Paul Bearer by his...
  12. Coldhands

    UWF 2013 Starrcade Trashtalking

    Kane gives his trademark he tilt and immediately raises his microphone when Matthew Bloom finishes speaking, almost annoyed by the fact that he has chosen to speak up. Kane: Tough? Tough is a word that you use to describe someone who goes through a hard time, gets knocked down and...
  13. Coldhands

    UWF - Discussion

    I'd like to apologise to the writers and specifically Chris Dresdon for my lack of activity. I have been back and forth from Belfast to London the past two weeks, courting different Law firms with the hope of them offering me a training contract once my degree finishes. I've also had work and...
  14. Coldhands

    UWF - Past Raw Shows & Cards

    Re: UWF Presents the SBS Birthday 12/2/13 RAW Another really good read this week. Matches were a good length and the finishes were well done with the buildup to Starrcade. Bryan vs Sandow like others have said was a nice way to open the show and the finish was well thought out too. I...
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    UWF 2013 Starrcade Trashtalking

    The lights in the arena suddenly dim and the audience is swallowed up by pitch black darkness. The fans in the rows and near the entrance ramp are confused but cheer anyway, hoping to see something unexpected. The darkness lingers for a minute, before a low collective humming is heard...
  16. Coldhands

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    Re: UWF RAW 12/2/13: AJ Styles vs Kane Kane looks bemused as he waits for AJ to finish speaking. He raises the microphone to his lips Kane:I’m afraid you have misunderstood the words coming from my mouth, you have twisted them and taken offence when none was intended. I know you are no...
  17. Coldhands

    UWF - Discussion

    Can I get the go ahead to start my Starrcade thread with Chris Dresdon Don't think anyone else has started theirs but I've got a ton of ideas in store for an opening post and was going to get to work.
  18. Coldhands

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    Re: UWF RAW 12/2/13: AJ Styles vs Kane http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jn7kKL185o With no warning Kane’s pyro goes off, interrupting AJ’s speech. Flames spring up furiously, as the former Global Champion Kane walks down the ramp towards the ring. Striding with a purpose, two steps...
  19. Coldhands

    UWF - Discussion

    Chase sorry for the delay in getting a TT up, been one hell of a busy week for me with placement applications and interviews on top of studying. Will have a TT up tonight.
  20. Coldhands

    UWF - Past Raw Shows & Cards

    Re: UWF Presents Monday Night Raw 11-25-13 Edition I skim-read earlier whilst in Uni so now that I have read the show here's my take: Wow, major heat on Cena this week with that DQ ending! Solid main event, Solid show, and I can't really complain about the spacing issues when the promo...