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  1. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Shark Boy: Oh you're real?, really?. Because I thought you were just some damn figment of my imagination, a damn mirage of some kind, I didn't realize that you were real!. Naw but in all seriousness Devitt, give me some credit, if you weren't real then I would've come up with somethin' a damn...
  2. Sam

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    Once Chris Masters lowers his microphone the mood is low, until the sudden noise of shattering glass sends the crowd into a frenzy! Shark Boy's theme hits the PA system and all the men in the ring turn to face the stage and low and behold, out comes Shark Boy. Sharky wastes no time in...
  3. Sam

    The feelings mutual Clacks, always fun :D Also, fun fact, I'm going to see Devitt wrestle over...

    The feelings mutual Clacks, always fun :D Also, fun fact, I'm going to see Devitt wrestle over here in Scotland, should be great
  4. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Shark Boy looks down at the ground, he seems to be laughing, hard to tell with the mask but his eyes seem to suggest so. Shark Boy then looks Devitt in the eye and speaks back to the Smackdown newcomer. Shark Boy: Well damn son, I think you might want to get the harpoons manned because it's...
  5. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    As Devitt lowers his microphone and stands mighty impressed with himself the sound of shattering glass is heard without much warning and the crowd go into a frenzy! The crowd go wild for their resident 'Shellraiser' and it's not too long before we are joined by Shark Boy himself. Shark Boy...
  6. Sam

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    The crowd are still cheering on their hero Daniel Bryan when the bass line of an overly familiar theme music plays over the PA system. 'Broken Out in Love' by Mark Crozer and The Rels plays over the audio system and the crowd immediately begin to boo and groan. Before long Bray Wyatt walks...
  7. Sam

    Seems to be working just fine for me, don't know about the other guys though.

    Seems to be working just fine for me, don't know about the other guys though.
  8. Sam

    UWF 2013 Starrcade Trashtalking

    Shark Boy raises his microphone. Shark Boy: Damn straight, and you better listen up to yer big brother Cody because I sure as hell ain't repeatin' any of the freaky crap he's spoutin'. But let me put what I think Goldy here was trying to say in a way that all us Shark-O-Holics here in...
  9. Sam

    UWF - Discussion

    Looks like my Shark Boy TT has been lost to the ether.
  10. Sam

    UWF 2013: Past Pay-Per-Views

    I saw nothing wrong with that personally...
  11. Sam

    UWF 2013: Past Pay-Per-Views

    Cynical Tom is cynical. Poster looks good though buddy, and as for that Royal Rumble poster?, it should totally consist of 30 Shark Boy renders.
  12. Sam

    UWF 2013 Starrcade Trashtalking

    The crowd are on their feet screaming abuse at Cody Rhodes who is seemingly enjoying it when suddenly... GIVE ME A SHELL YEAH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB-KBriYtTA 'Stone Cold Fish' by Dale Oliver plays over the PA system after the sound of shattering glass sends the crowd wild for...
  13. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown Chris Masters vs Shark Boy The crowd are still booing Masters when suddenly... GIVE ME A SHELL YEAH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu8F3-2xEc0 The glass shatters and 'I Come From The Water' by The Toadies hits the PA system and the crowd begin to roar in approval. Before...
  14. Sam

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Raw 12/2/13: Kidd vs Wyatt The crowd are still cheering on 'The Crown Prince' of UWF when suddenly... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r38RZnUfYE The shimmering guitar's of Mark Crozer's 'Broken Out in Love' hits the PA system and the crowd immediately begin to boo. Before too long...
  15. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF SmackDown! 11/30/13: Shark/Ed/Sami v. Kennedy/Carlito/Booker GIVE ME A SHELL YEAH! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu8F3-2xEc0 The sound of shattering glass is followed by the guitar lead of 'I Come From The Water' by rock outfit The Toadies and this can only mean one thing as the...
  16. Sam

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Raw: Umaga vs. Batista vs. Bray Wyatt The crowd are still 'oooh'-ing after Trish Stratus called Umaga's opponents bitches, it's then that a familiar bass line is heard and something all together less attractive walks out from behind the curtain...
  17. Sam

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Smackdown 11/23/13: Rick Martel Vs Chris Masters Rick Martel: Oh please, The Masterlock?, you surely cannot be serious?. That silly Full Nelson will have little to no effect on me. It is useless, and the fact you think you can break me with it is utterly outrageous and quite frankly...
  18. Sam

    Chillin with Chase Official Thread

    Not gonna lie... marked for Vintage Sam. I need to get on this shit again and ya know... actually talk a bit. Great show though guys, as always.
  19. Sam

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    Re: UWF Raw 11/18 - Battle Royal World Title Match Bray Wyatt: All people ever want to do is talk... talk about how great they think they are. Talk about what the intend to do, talk about what they're capable of, and I find that kinda funny, man, I really do. I find it funny that all of you...
  20. Sam

    UWF - Discussion

    Gotta say, even though I won't be able to get another TT up, you guys in the Battle Royal thread... damn, that's some good shit. Bravo guys, bravo.