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  1. The Hoov

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    As Cody lowers his microphone and shoots an evil smirk Goldust's way, the "Bizzare One" lifts his back up and replies. Goldust: Baby brother, why is it that you surround yourself with illusions? Is it to guard you from the.....inevitable? I know all about your past transgressions and...
  2. The Hoov

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/27/14

    Really? No comments yet? Allllllllllrighty Then! I love The Rundown Fauche-y! Keep Em coming! It's not often a staff member can look forward to seeing something he doesn't already know about.
  3. The Hoov

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    Daniel Bryan takes a look around the ring at some of his opponents for the Rumble and lifts his microphone back up to speak once more. Daniel Bryan: It seems like an eternity since I walked through that curtain, came out here, picked up this microphone and started all of this but I can still...
  4. The Hoov

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    As soon as Sandow finishes speaking, Bryan immediately lifts his microphone back up and looks into the eyes of his former tag team partner. Daniel Bryan: Excuse me, what's that I heard, Sandy? You mean, just about the same thing you say each and every time you walk out to this ring? Damien...
  5. The Hoov

    UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards

    Cody Rhodes: I am here to discuss my upcoming Street Fight with Goldust, That is what I am supposed to talk about. But honestly I feel we have so many other…Pressing matters to talk about, I mean tonight is Roulette night…Tonight is a night I actually hold very near and dear to my heart. Some...
  6. The Hoov

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    As Cody lowers his microphone and glares at his brother, Goldust lifts his up and gives his retort in melodic form. Goldust: "There's no earthly way of knowing......In which direction we are rowing.......Or which way the river's flowing........" Baby brother, you ask the people to look past...
  7. The Hoov

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    Bryan smirks over at Daniels and rubs his beard as the audience continues to shower the “Fallen Angel” in boos. Then, Bryan lifts his microphone back up and replies. Daniel Bryan: You think you're so clever, don't you? You think you've got answers for everything well, let me let you in on a...
  8. The Hoov

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    5....4....3....2....1.... "The Final Countdown" by Europe begins to play over the PA system as the crowd goes crazy. After a few bars of music, the self-proclaimed "True European Champion" Daniel Bryan emerges, holding the European Championship high into the air, leading the fans in a chorus...
  9. The Hoov

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    As Ambrose finishes speaking, the voice of the "American Dragon" Daniel Bryan cuts the silence like a knife. He looks up at Ambrose at the top of the stage. Daniel Bryan: Are you done? In fact, is everyone here done wasting my time? I did predict all of this, though. I knew that if I started...
  10. The Hoov

    UWF - Discussion

    Bryan 1:82 says Daniel Bryan will win the Royal Rumble. #YESYESYES
  11. The Hoov

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    .24 KARAT FILMS PRESENT A SHATTERED DREAMS PRODUCTION Cody is interrupted by the theme music of his older brother, the "Bizzare One" Goldust. Cody's attention is immediately drawn to the stage. After a few bars of music, the older Rhodes brother emerges from the back, only this time he look...
  12. The Hoov

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    As Christian is finishing up his catchphrase, Daniel Bryan lifts his microphone back up and stops him in mid-catchphrase. Daniel Bryan: NO! NO! NO! A vocal portion of the audience begins chanting along with Daniel “NO! NO! NO!” After the chant wears thin, Bryan then continues speaking...
  13. The Hoov

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Cody..........Cody........... A disembodied voice can be heard over the PA system. This gets Rhodes' attention and he looks towards the stage, daring his brother to come out. The crowd goes crazy as they recognize the voice as that of the "Bizzare One" Goldust. Everyone in the ring turn and...
  14. The Hoov

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    5....4....3....2....1.... The crowd ignites into a frenzy as "The Final Countdown" by Europe starts playing over the PA system. The entire audience leaps out of their chairs and to their feet. After a few bars of music, the "American Dragon" himself, European Champion Daniel Bryan emerges...
  15. The Hoov

    E-mail it to me. Parcheez@gmail.com

    E-mail it to me. Parcheez@gmail.com
  16. The Hoov

    UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards

    The Smackdown logo appears on the screen and all of the fans in the arena can be heard collectively cheering at the top of their lungs as the logo gradually fades out until the screen is pitch black. After holding on pitch black for a moment, the camera pans to the arena where the opening bells...
  17. The Hoov

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    .24 KARAT FILMS PRESENTS A SHATTERED DREAMS PRODUCTION The crowd ignites as the theme song of the "Bizzare One" begins to play over the loudspeakers. Summer Rae and Fandango himself look towards the stage, as well as the entire audience. Then, after a few bars of music, Goldust emerges from...
  18. The Hoov

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    5....4....3....2....1.... Sandow is interrupted by a familiar theme. “The Final Countdown” by Europe begins to play over the loudspeakers and the crowd is going insane. After the first few bars of music, co-European Champion Daniel Bryan emerges from the back. He throws his index fingers...
  19. The Hoov

    UWF - Discussion

    Mr. Fetter vs Sigma Manatee I want this to happen one day!
  20. The Hoov

    UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation presents...... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! OFFICIAL 1/11/14 CARD At Starrcade, the landscape of UWF SmackDown was forever changed as both the UWF Championship and the International Championship were both merged. In a vicious 3-Way Dance Last Man Standing...
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