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  1. The Hoov

    UWF Unforgiven - Unsanctioned Match: Bryan vs. Sandow

    Bryan then drops to his knees, confusing the fans and Sandow himself. Bryan picks up the microphone and replies. Daniel Bryan: Oh, Praise Him and all his mercy. Praise be to Damien Sandow, our one and only enlightened savior! I have seen the error of my ways and I have walked out of the...
  2. The Hoov

    UWF Unforgiven - Unsanctioned Match: Bryan vs. Sandow

    As Sandow lowers his microphone, Bryan lifts his back up to retort. Daniel Bryan: I'm just going to throw this out there. Are you deaf? Everything you've said about me, everything you think you have against me, that was all in the past. It doesn't matter in the slightest at Unforgiven...
  3. The Hoov

    UWF Unforgiven - Unsanctioned Match: Bryan vs. Sandow

    As Sandow lowers his microphone and throws a smug smile Daniel's way, the crowd's booing gets louder. Bryan then lifts his microphone up and looks deep into the eyes of Damien Sandow. Daniel Bryan: What did I say? Don't come out here and waste my time and that's exactly what you did. I know...
  4. The Hoov

    UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 3/8/14 Edition

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents..... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!" The theme song of UWF Saturday Night SmackDown blasts over the loudspeakers as a huge pyrotechnics display goes off. We then whip around the arena and show the jam-packed Allstate Arena...
  5. The Hoov

    UWF SmackDown! OFFICIAL 3/8/14 CARD (SPOILERS!)

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents..... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! OFFICIAL 3/8/14 CARD "The Beast is Back!" At the end of last week's SmackDown, UWF Board Member "Double J" Jeff Jarrett unleashed hell upon the UWF World Tag Team Champions One Percent by bringing back former iMPACT...
  6. The Hoov

    UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 3/1/14 Edition

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents.... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!" The theme song of UWF Saturday Night SmackDown blasts over the loudspeakers as a huge pyrotechnics display goes off. We then whip around the arena and show the jam-packed Nassau Coliseum...
  7. The Hoov

    UWF Unforgiven - Unsanctioned Match: Bryan vs. Sandow

    The fans in the arena are eagerly anticipating the next bit of UWF action to take place. They don't have to wait very long because, from out of the blue, a familiar theme song begins to play. 5....4....3....2....1.... The crowd explodes as “The Final Countdown” by Europe begins to play over...
  8. The Hoov

    UWF SmackDown! OFFICIAL 3/1/14 CARD

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents.... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! OFFICIAL 3/1/14 CARD "Steve Austin is out......and Paul Heyman is in!" Truer words have never been said as UWF Chairman Vince McMahon fired Stone Cold Steve Austin from the General Manager position and has appointed...
  9. The Hoov

    UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 2/22/14 Edition

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents...... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!" The theme music of Saturday Night SmackDown begins to play over the loudspeakers as a big pyrotechnics display goes off in the sold-out Kemper Arena here in Kansas City, MO. We are then...
  10. The Hoov

    UWF Velocity 2/22/14 - Goldust vs EC3

    The scene opens on a view of the big Hollywood sign in Los Angeles. The camera then zooms out and turns to the right slightly to reveal the “Bizarre One” Goldust standing by, which gets a big pop from the crowd watching. He then inhales before speaking. Goldust: *inhales* “I don't want to be...
  11. The Hoov

    UWF - Discussion

    LONG LIVE ARTIMUS CLYDEFROG!
  12. The Hoov

    UWF - Discussion

    You just remember who's booking your SmackDown return ;)
  13. The Hoov

    UWF - Discussion

    Because they know someone will pick up Daniel Tosh and call them out.
  14. The Hoov

    UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents...... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! OFFICIAL 2/22/14 CARD It's been one hell of a week for the blue brand here in the UWF. At the First-Ever UWF Slammy Awards, we crowned not one but two new champions. This week, SmackDown is back from hiatus and back...
  15. The Hoov

    UWF - Discussion

    Yeah iBunka did that for a brief amount of time. For me, though, nothing beats playing good ole Goldie :)
  16. The Hoov

    UWF - Discussion

    *Goldust raises hand with a snarl on his face*
  17. The Hoov

    UWF.com

    Post-Rumble Signings! SmackDown GM Stone Cold Steve Austin has come to terms with the contracts of Alberto Del Rio, Jeff Hardy, Austin Aries, Robert Roode, Dolph Ziggler and Chris Jericho. RAW GM Randy Orton has come to terms with the contracts of Ryback and Curtis Axel. Doink returns as...
  18. The Hoov

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    The staff has voted and determined most of the winners. SOTY was voted on a few weeks ago and a winner was decided.
  19. The Hoov

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    UWF RAW and UWF SmackDown Present....... The First-Ever UWF Slammy Awards 2014 February 11th 2014 Live from the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas! Match 1 Vs. Both teams are making their debuts here tonight. The Miz and John Morrison, after hosting the official Royal Rumble...
  20. The Hoov

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    I just have one thing to say: ALL HAIL THE CARIBOU SKULL!!
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