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  1. Chris Dresdon

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    Steve raises his microphone again, ready to address his opponents once more. If the kitchen's too hot, don't jump into the fire. That's odd advice considering I've been in the kitchen the entire time while you're just now deciding to throw an apron on and get your hands dirty. Good for you...
  2. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    Four briefcases, one hoisted over each of the corner posts. No elimination style, just a bunch of superstars slugging it out for the briefcases. Each superstar can only obtain one briefcase so, for example, say Undertaker gets one of the briefcases, he's out of the match after that. Good to know...
  3. Chris Dresdon

    Welcome back, man, nice TT!

    Welcome back, man, nice TT!
  4. Chris Dresdon

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    Some things never change, do they, Bubba? The crowd boos as Matt Bloom and Steve Borden come walking out from the backstage, Matt with a microphone in hand. Both men make their way down the ramp and enter the ring as Matt turns his attention to the crowd even though he broke the silence by...
  5. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    As the Smackdown crowd is anxious for something to happen, suddenly the titantron screen lights up with the image of Steve Borden as the crowd erupts into boos. "The Icon" Steve Borden: When history repeats itself, normally I'm on the side that watches it happen and approves of it coming to...
  6. Chris Dresdon

    Sting to WWE rumors starting again

    First downside that comes to mind is the current commentary team can't properly sell how big of a deal that would be. Not only because they can't capture emotion, but because if they didn't close a show with it, the next match would have the plug, "Look what the number one trending topic is...
  7. Chris Dresdon

    Former WWE Superstar Rosey Hospitalized

    - Former WWE star Rosey (Matt Anoi’a) has developed early stages of congestive heart failure and a condition called atrial fibrillation. He was hospitalized this week with his enlarged heart functioning at 25%. His heart issues led to a lot of fluid buildup. 62 pounds of fluid have been drained...
  8. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    Tell Lays, you could have a billion dollar idea on your hands. I demand a cut for bringing it to your attention however. :D
  9. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    That Mocha Latte wouldn't be a very pleasant tasting potato chip?
  10. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    As the man that came up with G.E.N.E., the Snake Bite Syndicate, and technically your former team name, I'm willing to give it a go. I'll be pondering it over and get back to you.
  11. Chris Dresdon

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    Steve raises his microphone, ready to respond to everyone. "The Icon" Steve Borden: And the all too common theme continues. Quite an imagination all of you have thinking that me and Matt change personas from week to week, but here's the reality, we aren't donning personas from week to week...
  12. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    Well, not to spoil anything, but you've been booked already.
  13. Chris Dresdon

    The Walk! Debut Edition

    Thoroughly enjoyed this read, man, your perspective and honest opinion is refreshing and quite frankly, is what I feel has been lacking from these parts in a way. Bubba Ray ducking the leg drop had me laughing out loud, mainly because I could hear you saying it as I read it. Good stuff man, with...
  14. Chris Dresdon

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/20/14

    You're right, sir, ice cream will never hear any of us. But if it did, we would all rue that day, because the years of abuse we've inflicted upon it by never considering its feelings or opinion regarding being eaten or glamming it up with toppings without its consent have made all of them bitter...
  15. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    It was my understanding that natlav, Hoov, and I agreed on ten. But yeah it's whatever, as many people show up is the number.
  16. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation presents..... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! OFFICIAL 1/25/14 CARD The time has finally arrived, ladies and gentlemen, the Road to Wrestlemania has begun and it takes a very pivotal stop as Smackdown comes to you LIVE just eight days before one of the...
  17. Chris Dresdon

    Raw WWE RAW 20th January 2013 - LIVE Discussion: The Animal Returns

    Vintage Mike Adamle!
  18. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    Bound to happen when you don't put enough rocket fuel in the spaceship. In other news, I wish I could rep natlav a billion times over for putting Oprah through a table. Mark.
  19. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards

    Ethan Carter The Third is pacing back and forth backstage as Dixie is trying to calm him down. Meanwhile, Fandango is looking at himself in a mirror EC3: Can you believe this? How can they do this to us!? I was this close to winning the Royal Rumble last year and now that we're on an...
  20. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    I'm sure Bumout appreciates the sentiment. :D
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