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  1. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    I want to publicly apologize to Slim, CliqueClacks, SBS, Chase, and the rest of Staff for no-showing my tag match for Raw. There are a lot of personal things going on in my life right now that have to come first. For those of you that understand, thank you for your compassion. For those of you...
  2. Chris Dresdon

    UWF Friday Night Velocity! 2/21/14 - Card

    Come on guys, really? No love for Velocity? People notice when it's gone but when they get it back, they bite the hand that feeds them and piss on the work, dedication, and time put into it with no gratitude or respect whatsoever. Goldust vs. ECIII has the makings of an entertaining one-on-one...
  3. Chris Dresdon

    UWF Velocity 2/14/14 THE SHOW!!!

    Renee Young and William Regal is an interesting choice for a commentary pair, especially since this is the first time I believe I've seen a female commentator in all my years of e-fedding. Bad News Barrett showing up and cutting a promo was a nice touch, I'm happy to see that persona getting...
  4. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    It's about time, my friend. Welcome back a thousand times!
  5. Chris Dresdon

    UWF Velocity - 2/14/14: Eddie Guerrero vs. Seth Rollins

    Eddie smirks at Seth before responding. Eddie Guerrero: You want to know what death is like, Seth? I'll tell you, because though I live and breathe, I've been through it. I've experienced the worst kind of death, the kind you're cognizant for, the kind you live to tell about, as contradictory...
  6. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    Nope that's Velocity.
  7. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    You too man, your Rollins is quite the character to do battle with.
  8. Chris Dresdon

    UWF Velocity - 2/14/14: Eddie Guerrero vs. Seth Rollins

    Eddie raises his microphone to his mouth again, eager to retort. Eddie Guerrero: You are absolutely pathetic. You are so starved for attention and malnourished when it comes to credibility from no one taking you seriously that you don't even care if the things coming out of your mouth make...
  9. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    Dash a.k.a. Dexter
  10. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Discussion

    iBunka sorta played him that way.
  11. Chris Dresdon

    Hey man, hope all is well.

    Hey man, hope all is well.
  12. Chris Dresdon

    UWF Monthly Awards: January 2014 NOMINATIONS!

    RAW Superstar of the Month: Bubba Ray Dudley, Shawn Michaels, Damien Sandow Smackdown Superstar of the Month: AJ Styles, MVP, Cody Rhodes Rising Star of the Month: albo Champion of the Month: Shawn Michaels Feud of the Month: Michaels/Kidd, Rhodes Brothers, Guerrero/Kane Match of the Month...
  13. Chris Dresdon

    Glad that busting myself open bit stood out, that made me feel good to see that you noticed that.

    Glad that busting myself open bit stood out, that made me feel good to see that you noticed that.
  14. Chris Dresdon

    UWF Velocity - 2/14/14: Eddie Guerrero vs. Seth Rollins

    "NOW IT'S ABOUT TIME I STEPPED IN WITH THE GANGSTA LEEEEAN." "Gangsta Lean" by Jim Johnston begins to play over the PA system as the fans in attendance respond with a mixed reaction, some of them cheering and some of them booing, as the Global Champion himself comes rolling into the arena in...
  15. Chris Dresdon

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    As Matt picks his microphone back up, he looks at Johnny Gargano. Well, Johnny, I've got good news, there's someone in this match that's easier to talk trash about than you, not that you won't get another tongue lashing, I just thought I'd talk about how much there is about Bray to insult...
  16. Chris Dresdon

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    After a long sabbatical from speaking, at this moment Steve raises his microphone a final time. "The Icon" Steve Borden: I've gone back and forth regarding whether I was even going to respond to you creatons, and unfortunately for you, I've decided in favor of it. We're just two days away...
  17. Chris Dresdon

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    As Eddie raises the microphone, he begins to laugh, the intensity and loudness increasing over time as he's soon doubled over slapping his knee. After a moment of this, he snaps up unexpectedly, holding the microphone up to his mouth and pointing at Kane with the extended pointer finger of his...
  18. Chris Dresdon

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    Even though he's not in the match, Steve has noticed AJ speaking on behalf of Punk and Trish speaking on behalf of Umaga and therefore decides to speak up. "The Icon" Steve Borden: Well Wrestlemania season is certainly in the air. I mean look at all of these talentless, desperate idiots...
  19. Chris Dresdon

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    "NOW IT'S ABOUT TIME I STEPPED IN WITH THE GANGSTA LEEEEAN." "Gangsta Lean" by Jim Johnston begins to play over the PA system as the fans in attendance respond with a mixed reaction, some of them cheering and some of them booing, as the Global Champion himself comes rolling into the arena in...
  20. Chris Dresdon

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    "ONE FINGER AND A FIST. I'LL CLAW MY WAY OUT OF ANY SITUATION. I GOT A ONE-TWO PUNCH, I'LL FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF ANY CONFRONTATION." The crowd isn't sure what to think as "One Finger and a Fist" by Drowning Pool, a theme they've never heard in this capacity before, begins to play. They're on...
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