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    Announcement .Hollywoods. Big Move

    Dallas is a great city (if it's in your driving path), mostly for the food and bars. That Kennedy exhibit though... ehhhh. I took my wife and mother-in-law to that thing last year and I'll be honest with you, it's fucking boring. It's interesting when you see all the stuff about the space race...
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    Announcement .Hollywoods. Big Move

    St Louis has an extremely high crime rate these days, so I wouldn't stop for too long there. Better to just get a selfie by the Gateway Arch and keep moving. Avoiding the place completely would also be a smart idea. Roswell is cool for about 30 minutes if you like aliens, but there's really...
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    No one gives a FUCK if Ellen Page is gay

    Nah that's okay. Keep that thing in your pants.
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    Where in the World is CM Punk?

    I'm surprised he didn't pull some Gail Kim shit and just lay down in his matches "Finger Poke of Doom" style until WWE sent him home. Then at least he wouldn't have been in violation of his contract. I doubt there's any clause in there that states he absolutely must deliver 5-star performances.
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    No one gives a FUCK if Ellen Page is gay

    When are you going to come out and tell the world you actually have a penis?
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    No one gives a FUCK if Ellen Page is gay

    Guy's just going to get drafted by a shitty team like the Chargers now, just like Manti Te'o did because his bullshit baggage became too much of a media circus for relevant teams to get caught up in. I hope he likes Cleveland.
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    No one gives a FUCK if Ellen Page is gay

    What the fuck is it with all these celebrities coming out of their homo closets all of a sudden and stirring up international media attention? Do they think it makes them better at their jobs? Same with that soon-to-be-NFL football player who suddenly thinks his draft stock will improve by...
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    Haters Thread

    At least if you do crack, you're still good enough to become mayor of Toronto. But I actually like Rob Ford. He's living proof that Canadians have the best sense of humor.
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    Haters Thread

    I hate hearing worldwide news coverage every time some crackhead celebrity kills themselves doing something stupid. Fuck 'em. Guess what, don't wanna die? Don't do fucking heroin, ya fucking junkie.
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    Member Picture Thread

    Ricky's mask is pretty bangin'.
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    Worst Games You Have Ever Played

    That's probably the way to go. I just get tired of all the 13-year-olds screaming in my headset when they aren't winning. Fucked up thing is, you really need to communicate with your teammates to do well, but I simply can't tolerate it long with all the garbage I get in my ear normally. Hearing...
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    What headphones do you use? (post a picture)

    Beats By Dre (Studio Black) Bar none, the best headphones I've ever owned. My only gripe is that they can't draw phantom power from the device you're using and you need to keep buying batteries. But for the sound quality, that's an acceptable gripe.
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    NFL 2013/14 Offseason Thread

    Jonathan Willard pulls family, dog from burning car - NFL.com Impressive.
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    Lets Talk Jericho

    It matters because lately it's always a sure bet that he'll lose the big matches. Predictability isn't a good thing to have in professional wrestling. And frankly, after Fandango beats you at Wrestlemania, why would anyone invest interest into whether or not you'd beat a champion? He can work a...
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    Worst Games You Have Ever Played

    ME2 and ME3 are much more action-oriented, but ME1 (the game that pulled me into the series) was a little closer to traditional RPG's. There were a few big battles, but most battles were very quick and effortless if you used your power wheel accordingly and paused the action frequently. Still...
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    Arrest Warrant Issued For Ric Flair

    Not gonna lie. I hope my man boobs look that good when I'm 64.
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    The Ultimate Warrior Responds to Vince McMahon, Thanks Him for the Welcome Back

    Yeah as soon as I heard about this, the HOF was the only thing that came to mind as a possibility. I really don't see him coming back to do much of anything else, not even a Brock Lesnar-ish part-time gig. He doesn't draw anymore, come on. A Royal Rumble appearance would be fine though, I...
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    Will Orton Cash In at SummerSlam?, Backstage News on Plans for the WWE Title

    Yeah I called this shit as soon as Randy Orton won MITB. Sooooooo predictable. I just hope WWE takes note of all these rumors surfacing on the internet and calls an audible that DOESN'T result in Cena actually winning that match. However, this would definitely be a quick and easy way to make...
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    HHH and Vince Praise Daniel Bryan

    Hearing news of Ryback being knocked down a peg is always good news to hear. Can't wait until we're comparing him to the likes of Heidenreich one day.
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    NXT on the Road?

    Meh, I really doubt ratings will be affected significantly. Alternating venues isn't going to change that because as far as the viewing audience is concerned, it's still the same show. If you put mustard in a ketchup bottle, it's still mustard.