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  1. Jarf

    Booking WWE 1993-present if the Runner-Up of the Royal Rumble had won

    1994 I wasn't sure how to do this, considering Bret Hart and Lex Luger were co-winners this year. So I guess it would've made sense to go with the third man, Shawn Michaels. Now the problem here, is that we don't get the epic Ladder Match at WrestleMania with Razor Ramon. I think that match...
  2. Jarf

    Booking WWE 1993-present if the Runner-Up of the Royal Rumble had won

    In this timeline, Roman is a 4 time winner, I'm sure that wouldn't have pissed anyone off
  3. Jarf

    Booking WWE 1993-present if the Runner-Up of the Royal Rumble had won

    I’m not sure where I keep getting these ideas that are just going to put stress on me, but this also seemed like a fun idea to do as well as a challenge. But the title says it all. I’m going to attempt to book the WWE from 1993 to the present if the runner-up of every Royal Rumble Match had won...
  4. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    Royal Rumble 1989 The show starts with Vince McMahon unintentionally comedically screaming the names of literally every participant in the Royal Rumble Match. Match 1: 2 Out of 3 Falls 6-Man Tag Team Match - Jim Duggan & The Hart Foundation def. Dino Bravo & The Fabulous Rougeaus (17:54)...
  5. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    SummerSlam 2007 Match 1: Kane def. Finlay (8:50) A match JBL on commentary described as “monkey butt ugly.” Not good for an opener, but it’s okay I guess. It’s just boring. Kane dominates a good portion of this match, and Finlay targets the taped ribs of Kane. I lost count of how many...
  6. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    1999 was the dog shittiest, and yeah, '91 would've been a lot lower had that opener not saved it.
  7. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    Huh, the more you know
  8. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    Hell in a Cell 2009 Match 1: World Heavyweight Championship Hell in a Cell Match - The Undertaker def. CM Punk (c) (10:24) A disappointing match I must say. Undertaker? CM Punk? Hell in a Cell? That sounds awesome. Sadly, it was not awesome. But I will start this review with a hot take. I...
  9. Jarf

    Greatest Heel of All Time Tournament

    Raven def. Kevin Owens Round One is nearly over. Next Match: Randy Orton vs. Randy Savage https://strawpoll.com/kogjkd3MKZ6
  10. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    Survivor Series 2008 I used to have this PPV on DVD. It’s a lot rougher than I remember it being. Before the first match even starts, they have Jim Ross do his serious voice and let everyone know that Jeff Hardy was found in his apartment unconscious and it’s questionable if he’d compete in...
  11. Jarf

    Greatest Heel of All Time Tournament

    Paul Heyman def. Tommaso Ciampa Next Match: Raven vs. Kevin Owens https://strawpoll.com/DwyoDj7KXnA
  12. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    I forgot to mention that at some point, they show British Bulldog arriving to the arena, and Vince is like "what could he be here for?" And Bulldog is never seen again the rest of the night. There's literally no follow up to that.
  13. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    SummerSlam 1995 Match 1: Hakushi def. 1-2-3 Kid (9:28) An exciting way to start the show. If WWF had a cruiserweight division at the time, they could’ve built it around either one of these two. We start off with some solid mat wresting, arm drags in the like. They pick up the pace quickly...
  14. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    Royal Rumble 1999 Match 1: Big Boss Man def. Road Dogg (11:52) Road Dogg was the Hardcore Champion, but the title isn’t on the line. Why? Shrug. This was a bad way to start the show. It’s not incredibly bad, and it’s nowhere near worst match ever contender, but you don’t exactly want your...
  15. Jarf

    Greatest Heel of All Time Tournament

    "FUCK YOU CIAMPA! *clap clap clap clap clap* FUCK YOU CIAMPA! *clap clap clap clap clap*"
  16. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    You're lucky. That Edge/Seth match tho
  17. Jarf

    Reviewing every WWE PPV in order from worst to best

    SummerSlam 2021 Got back from vacation on Friday and I’ve been pretty much working since then, so I haven’t really had the time to watch a 4 hour show! That’s right. This was 4 fucking hours! But I finally watched it last night and it was very… underwhelming. Match 1: Raw Tag Team...
  18. Jarf

    Greatest Heel of All Time Tournament

    Hollywood Hogan def. Adam Cole Next Match: Paul Heyman vs. Tommaso Ciampa https://strawpoll.com/ajnEOLlbBZW
  19. Jarf

    Greatest Heel of All Time Tournament

    Roman Reigns def. Vader Next Match: Adam Cole vs. Hollywood Hogan https://strawpoll.com/1MnwOLXp5n7
  20. Jarf

    Greatest Heel of All Time Tournament

    Bobby Heenan def. Seth Rollins Next Match: Vader vs. Roman Reigns https://strawpoll.com/mpnbod0EQg5