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  1. anything happen in the last two months?

    And that is where babies come from.....for machines...
  2. anything happen in the last two months?

    A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train," but these toys were also...
  3. anything happen in the last two months?

    ...the ice had made the globe inhabitable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he carved and placed his workshop right here . Long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full moon, in front of the great red ape..
  4. anything happen in the last two months?

    You see, thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him... there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous...
  5. anything happen in the last two months?

    It may take some time, so you may want to get a snack.
  6. anything happen in the last two months?

    For example, they attempted to unionize and there was much defecation.
  7. anything happen in the last two months?

    btw a couple of things happened, I suggest you to read all the 20 new posts.