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  1. Meltdown XL & Fallout 040 || Promo Thread.

    Sitting in a chair, one leg draped over the other, is the mustache-sporting narrator of XYZ and The Menage. He has a cowboy hat, a posterior of relaxation, and a welcoming smile. His chair is outside, in the breezy sunlight, as random passerbyers walk within an arm’s length of his position. The...
  2. FWA 'Carnal Contendership 2024' || RESULTS.

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  3. IWT Discussion

    Thank you for making the change! It's appreciated. I know it wasn't an intentional thing and apologies for my initial snark.
  4. IWT Discussion

    Based on the changes, I guess it did matter!
  5. IWT Discussion

    Why tf is an archive section of defunct e-feds placed higher up in the forum hierarchy than the forum's only active e-fed?
  6. Fight Night '24 & KODM3 || Promo Thread

    Despite the secession of Wild Jerry from The Menage and PacMan Bert's apparent sojourn away from the group, the vibes in the group are high. Yes, the Magic School Bus has yet to be fixed -- it is being repaired in an automobile shop in south Texas -- but the group has cobbled together enough...
  7. FWA North American Showdown || RESULTS.

    A decade of the people's TV champion ruling North America. The GOAT in this division is back on top.
  8. Wrestler 001 - Bayley

    Sometimes it's just a gut feeling/vibe. An abstract element.
  9. Meltdown XXXVIII & Fallout 038 || Promo Thread

    The date is Sunday, February 4. XYZ and The Menage have been traveling through Mexico City for more than a week, going park to park looking for Wild Jerry. The Magic School Bus – which can no longer fly – has been travailing through the city on its last legs, its final fumes, of which have been...
  10. The FWA 2023 Awards Thread!

    I'll submit my nominations but as for promo, this was the best promo I wrote in 2023. It was also the climactic promo I wrote for Golden. "I mean it when I say 'Siempre'" This was vs. Aly Black for the World title. It's the conclusion to Golden's "solipsism" arc. I wrote it thinking I'd likely...
  11. Meltdown XXXV & Fallout 035 || Promo Thread

    The flowers wilted before him. He had neglected them. And now they were falling apart. Not unlike Vengador's run so far in FWA. Once beautiful and luscious. He had won Ground Zero and started out with an impressive victory over Juan Tothrefor. He got the chance to compete on the grandest...
  12. Meltdown XXXV & Fallout 035 || Card & Discussion Thread.

    If you send them to me, you'll receive +10 for your promo but also will receive anthrax in your mailbox. Choose wisely.
  13. GroundZero.com

    A Few Months Ago... The late-summer nights outside of the Ball Arena in Denver, Colorado, are unusually hot. Maybe blame it on global warming, or maybe just chalk it up to August being this way throughout the United States. Whatever your credit to the temperature, there's not a soul out ...
  14. FWA: 'Lights Out' || Promo Thread

    Learning to Fly (Quite Easily, Since There’s Less Gravity) You’re probably getting tired of reading these space stories, but a “Magic School Bus” is going to be doing something hokey. Space is just the comfort zone for this vehicle and the occupants within it. So, yes, space. The vast blackness...
  15. Meltdown XXXIII: 'WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF BOTSWANA?' || RESULTS

    I'm gonna have a longer review post but initial thoughts: Death Walker saying, "I'm back mothafuckas" feels very off for the character. The WWE vignette also feels off since WWE doesn't exist in our universe, but if the writer had fun and didn't affect someone else's fun then nothing else...
  16. Meltdown XXXIII & Fallout 033 || Promo Thread

    Sitting inside of a toll booth that looks to be on a desolate planet – or maybe not a planet but something else – is our trusty mustached narrator with the long western drawl and tobacco chew filling his mouth. He’s sitting in a toll booth because … ? Maybe he will explain? But he’s wearing his...
  17. FWA 'The 18th Anniversary Show' || Card & Discussion Thread.

    This is the birth of the anti-space opera agenda.
  18. The 2023 FWA Hall of Fame Ceremony.

    A major, huge, massive congratulations to the three newest inductees of the HOF: Nova Diamond, my tag team partner "Rockstar" Randy Ramon, and one of the GOATs, Gabrielle. Each induction is deserved. You could not find a better combination of character work, creativity, and overall writing chops...