ECW November To Remember '98

[Crippler]

ECW November To Remember '98
11/01/1998
New Orleans, Louisiana​

Earlier Tonight: Jack Victory was arriving with Lance Wright; Jack says New Jack deserved everything he got as he asks Lance who is this guy talking to him. As they walked off, New Jack savagely jumps both men from behind and left them laying. Police eventually arrested Jack and escorted him away. MY smurf NEW JACK!

Joey Styles is in the ring and gives the rundown of the show tonight, no idea why he had you would think the crowd would have known the card by now Thankfully Terry Funk interrupts him coming out through the crowd wearing a graduation cap He gets on the mic and says to Joey do you realize I’m the professor of Funk U, do you realize I’m the hardcore legend He tells Joey that he is so intellectual and sociable before calling him an asshole and grabs the mic away from him. Funk then goes on to say, he didn’t need an invitation from him to be here and that Heyman didn’t even invite him here with all these fans. SO YOU KNOW WHAT! FUNK YOU! AND FUNK YOU PAUL E DANGOURIOUS! AND FUNK YOU TOMMY DREAMER YOU STINKING PILE OF SHIT! Let me tell you about Tommy Dreamer 6 years ago he said my daddy is a crack head and my mother is a whore I need someone by my side, I need a father figure so and I looked down at him and said I WILL BE YOUR DADDY! He then promised me he would call me in his time off need, 3 weeks I’ve been waiting for this puke face son of a bitch. I’ve been waiting to do a monnsault for you fans, I’ve been practicing it. Funk also says he’s been practicing a double flip off the top , well Tommy comes out and gets on the mic; Funk calls him a son of a bitch & a piece of shit again before saying he loves him and Dreamer response with I love you too. Dreamer says you didn’t want to be here but now you say, well Funk’s response is you FAT ASS! YOU AND YOUR EGO, I SHOULD SLAP YOU LIKE I DO MY DAUGHTERS LIKE I SLAP MY WIFE! LIKE I WOULD TO EVERYONE ELSE IN MY FAMILY! He then throws down the mic and leaves.

The BWO vs. Danny Doring & Roadkill
Well this should be fun, said no one ever. Nova and Doring start it’s alright nothing special. Thankfully Funk came out PISSED! He also has his own camera man with him. He assaults the time keeper and another guy at ring side before taking a seat at ringside next to the table. He begins ranting that Dreamer would never made it in Funk U university. We get get back to the match and it’s all BWO with double teams to both Roadkill and Danny making them looks like bitch. Pretty AWESOME! Fake out with Blue guy sitting on the rope then Nova dives through the middle rope taking out both guys. Back in the ring, and Meanie hits “the peoples legdrop” as Funk gets on the apron and slaps Meanie 8 times until Meanie hits him knocking him onto the table. This allows Danny and Roadkill to jump the BWO from behind. I should mention while this is going on Funk legdrops the table and breaks it Funk now leaves which is a shame cause now I have to watch this. Roadkill hits a huge splash off the top but doesn’t go for the cover instead he goes to the other corner but walks the rope but misses the elbow drop. Danny tags in and is supper aggressive and nails a legdrop off the top for two. Nove comes back and hits the sledge-o-matic before getting the hot tag into the Meanie. They clean house until Nova hits a frog splash on Danny and Meanie hits a “MeanieSault” which is just a moonsault for two. The BWO would hit the Blue Light Special a minute later for the win. Solid match, Post-Match: Terry Funk gets into the ring and beats the shit out of both of them with a piece of wood. Paul Heyman and some security come out. Funk falls to his knees on the aisleway and is crying to Paul. Paul is telling Terry that he, that they all love him and that they wanted him here and it's not like that. Funk's practically having a nervous breakdown. He suddenly takes one of the security guards down with a single leg take down and beats the shit out of him. More security comes out and takes Funk to the back. AWESOME!

Tracey Smothers (w/The FBI) vs. Tommy Rogers (w/Chris Chetti)
Joey already ripping the FBI for all but one of them are actually Italian before the match Don gets on the mic and rips the saints and LSC. Tommy then gets on the mic and further rips the FBI for not be Italians before sucking up to the New Orleans fans. 30 seconds into the match and we have interference's from both sides this allows Tracey to hit a spin kick before taunting the crowd but Tommy comes back with a dropkick before taking out all FBI members with a dropkick. Little Guido distracts the ref long enough allowing The FBI to double team Tommy, well Chris and one of the FBI members brawl all the way to the back leaving it a 3-1 match now Guido assist Tracey with a superkick for two ass we get more interference, Tracey then hits a fuckin’ leaping frontkick. More double teams as the FBI hits a double take down and double elbow for two, Tommy does eventually make a comeback and it’s good he takes all 3 members out. The match goes back and forth for a bit until Tracey low blows him twice. Guido gets up on the apron with flag in hand but Tommy manages to miss that show and hit the Tomakazie AKA the unprettier for the win, Post-Match: Tracey acts like he’s about to attack Guido but instead takes out Tommy until Chris makes the save, suddenly Ulf Hermann & Mabel come out and destroy Rogers then kill Chetti. They bring in a table but Spike Dudley makes the save.

“The Giant Killa” Spike Dudley vs. Ulf Hermann & Mabel
Ulf beats on Spike for like 30 seconds and places him on the table, Mable misses the splash which allows Spike to hit the acid drop on Ulf but that only gets two as he sees Mabel coming. He then hits the acid drop on Mabel and covers both men for the win. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SPIKE DUDLEY SQUASHES BOTH!

Axel Rotten along with Balls and Tanaka cut a promo, well Axel cuts the promo on how they will beat the Dudleyz all over the arena and take those belts.

Lance Storm (w/Tammy Lynn Bytch) vs. Jerry Lynn
This is a Special Referees, with Tammy Lynn Sytch the inside ref and Mikey Whipwreck is the outside enforcer. Oh man I can just see the overbooking happing UGH! Tammy Lynn Sytch takes no joke 5 minutes to take her first pair of socks off then to put on new ones followed by sneakers and to do the laces Great catches can wrestling to start that was no shock, it was smooth and face paced. Both men looked great, but it was Jerry getting the better until he locked in an armbar but both men reverse out of it until Lance uses the hair but Jerry is right back to the arm. HOLY SHIT! Lance and Jerry do the face reversal pin spot, but because Tammy isn’t a real ref she’s like a count behind on every roll the crowd does pop when she does the count ‘cause you can see her ass Jerry goes back to work on the arm, until Lance back him into the corner and chops away but Jerry reverses it with ones of his own. More sweet reversals and counters until Jerry nails him with a baseball slide into a headscissors takedown. He follows that up with a rolling shoulder block that kills Lance the sound he makes was sick. Bytch hits Jerry in the back allowing Lance to throw him into the rails, now head first before they go back into the ring. Lance hits a springboard clothesline but Mikey makes the count ‘cause Tammy didn’t want to UGH! IT’S STARTING. Lance begins to wok the head but Jerry hits a crossbody for a fast two count, Lance sends him to the apron but Bytch grabs the ankle allowing Lance to kick him knocking him to the floor. He then hits the springboard crossbody to the floor but he barely makes it over the top. JESUS! That could have ended badly. Back in, and Jerry hits a few quick pins for two and the counts just get quicker for Jerry. Lance begins to work the knees now locking in the Bowen arrow but he slips out, man Lance with two fuck ups in 2 minutes WHAT! He comes back with a dropkick, more sweet reversals until Lance kills him with a superkick but Sytch slow counts him. They trade elbows, until Jerry catches Lance in mid-air for a powerbomb for two, face buster but Lance counters a pedigree for a slow two. Jerry does hit the pedigree like 30 seconds later for two. Lance heads to the top but Jerry dropkicks him to the floor, he connects with a plancha off the top onto Lance. Back in, and both men continue to counter one another until Lance hits a belly to back off the top but both men are out on the mat. Bytch and Sytch now begin to brawl with Sytch pulling down both Bytch’s top and bottoms. Mikey has seen enough and shoves Sytch to the mat and hits the STUNNER TO BYTCH he’s about to give one to Sytch but Jerry stops it so Mikey gives one to Jerry, from behind Lance low blows him. Sytch slow counts Lance even though he just saved her; Jerry comes up from behind but Lance low blows him so Sytch drops Lance with a stunner. Mikey is up and kills Sytch with a stunner, Jerry applies the small package pin to Lance but Mikey pulls Lance ontop and quick pin counts for the win Mikey didn’t know Lance low blowed him AWESOME! Horribly overbooked, that took over from some great wrestling.

Terry Funk is with Joey Styles who is still pissed but says he’s sorry as he gives the middle fingers to Joey. He just wants to apologize to everyone for making an ass of himself. He’s going home for good and he’s going home forever. C’MON! NO! When do wrestlers ever leave and not comeback let alone comeback by the main event, See you in the main event Funk

Video package showing the feud between Tommy Dreamer and Justin Credible, man I was suck a Justin Credible fan back in the day.

Joel Gertner along with the Dudley Boyz come down to the ring, as Devon says they are gonna get medieval on their ass. Bubba says they will break their necks. Joel Gertner has a mic darn Bubba took it away, Bubba says they are fools and they are the 4 time ECW champions, and they are the most skilled and scientific tag team in the world. They are the toughest sons of bitches in wrestling. And they know no one in the back are men enough to take these belts from them. Never mind, Joel has the mic again. WELL, WELL, WELL! WHILE MARK MIGURE WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN SATISFIED WITH ANYTHING LESS THEN 70, I’M ALWAYS HAPPY TO BE STUCK AT 69, IT IS I THE HOTTER THAN TOBACCO SAUCE BUT LOADS EASIER TO SWALLOW THE QUINTESSENTIAL STUD MUFFIN, A GOOD GOD HANDSOME MAN AND THE MAN THAT’S GOT MORE GAME THAN PARKER BROTHERS JOEL “I’M YOUNG, I’M HUNG, AND I’M SKILLED WITH MY TONGUE” GERTNER!

ECW World Tag Team Championships: The Dudley Boyz (w/ Sign Guy Dudley & Big Dick Dudley) vs. Masato Tanaka & Balls Mahoney
All 4 men have chairs as we get the introductions, Axel gets on the mic and tells the ref to leave cause this is ECW and they don’t listen to authority and to doctors we do stuff the other two wrestling companies can’t do. And when he looks across the ring he see 3 fat pussies, he’s one to talk he’s like the 3rd fattest gut in the ring. He then says this is New Orleans and asks the fans if they want bourbon street brawls, so let’s ring the bell. Dudleyz get the advantage right away as Joey hypes up he’s scared for Balls and Tanaka ‘cause both men have concussions and a street fight is just an accident waiting to happen. The Dudleyz go back and forth working on Tanaka’s head as a fuck you Devon chant breaks out. The heat on Tanaka lasts around a few minutes, and is all offense towards the head but Tanaka out of desperation low blows Devon but he no-sells and Devon hits him with an inverted DDT OH SHIT! DEVON NOW GOES FOR THE PEOPLE ELBOW but that misses allowing Balls to tag in who hits a huge splash off the top, Bubba tags in and Balls low blows be before kicking him out of the ring. Tanaka dives onto both Dudleyz. HAHAHAHAHHA! Balls tries but slips off the top allowing the Dudleyz to jump him. Bubba dives on everyone, as Tanaka throws him into the rails and kills him with a chair shot. Back in, Tanaka connects with elbows but on the 3rd Bubba pulls the ref knocking him out. Big Dick hits Tanaka with the Big Dick drive, but Axel comes in and hits him in the back with a chair and one to the head. Sign guy and Joel jumping Axel was awesome, but Balls breaks it up and kills sign but Joel escapes. All 4 men enter the ring with chair, the Dudleyz nail them in the head with chairs but that fires them up so the Dudleyz again hit them in the head with the chairs. AND AGAIN THEY ARE STILL STANDING! But the 3d times the takes them down, on the 4th attempt they miss and both Tanaka and Balls elbow the chairs into the Dudleyz faces. The ref goes to count the pin but on two on a half “his shoulder gives out” and he stops the count Tanaka is PISSED AND starts yelling at him so the ref says “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING” He then pulls out a Japanese-English dictionary, so Axel hits him in the head with a chair. Tanaka takes the Deathdrop but kicks out at two. Then the Dudleys pick a fight with each other and get chairshots in stereo for two. Balls and Tanaka both hit their finishers on chairs for two; the Dudleyz both hit low blows as Devon piledrives Balls on a chair while Bubba tiger bombs Tanaka on a chair. But they’re not done, Devon brings the time keepers table and Bubba brings in a table. They place it next to one another but Sabu sand RVD run down and put the Dudleys through the tables. They put Tanaka & Balls on top and they win the belts. All I can say well at least ECW’s overbooking streak continues.

Backstage: The Triple Threat cuts a promo hyping up the main event, Shane talks about how the triple threat is a family unlike Sabu, RVD and Taz that all hate each other.

Justin Credible & Jack Victory (w/Nicole Bass, Chastity, Jason & Lance Wright) vs. Tommy Dreamer & Jake "The Snake" Roberts
JESUS CHRIST! Nicole Bass makes Chyna looks like a real woman, EWWWWW! I can’t believe I just said that. Dreamer comes out first, He hits his pose on the entryway and out behind him comes his partner, JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS! OH SHIT! But Jake looks awful he’s wearing a soccer shirt, sweat pants and cowboy boots and the fight is on. Tommy and Jake get the better, Dreamer takes out both men with a dive to the floor. Back in, and you can see Dreamer calling all the spots as Jake takes out Justin. Justin does drop Dream on the rails balls first before rolling him back in and places the boots to him. A couple of cheap shots but Jack before Justin powerslams Dreamer onto the ramp, I like how this is really just a one-on-one match between Justin and Dreamer and with Jake and Jack just ring apron valets Justin gets a chair and drop toe holds Dreamer into it but he misses the baseball slide and goes balls first into the post. In the ring, and Jake takes a cheap shot at Chastity just because. Then out of desperation Dreamer hits the Dreamer driver on Justin before both men tag their partners, Justin tagged in Jason and the ref is letting it go. Jake calls for the DDT but Rod Price and One Man Gang break it up YAY! MORE OVERBOOKING AND RUN INS. Jake gets splashed by One Man Gang, but MY smurf! New Jack and John Kronus with a bunch of weapons. Kronus hits Credible with a 450 SPLASH. Kronus gets up and runs right into a clothesline and a splash from One Man Gang, then New Jack hits the Gang coming off the top with a chair. Dreamer connects with a frog splas. He then hits a Death Valley Driver, but Wright and Chastity get involved and Chastity low blows Roberts, so Dreamer piledrives Chastity. Nicole Bass goes after Tommy; Tommy hits the low blow...on Nicole Bass HAHAHAHAHAHA! and Roberts hits the DDT. Tommy brings a ladder in the ring and heaves Credible onto it from top turnbuckle. DDT on the ladder by Roberts is enough to get the win. What a mess, IDK how much more I can watch.

Post-Match: Tommy Dreamer & Jake head to the back but Terry Funk comes out and wants to know why Dreamer chose Roberts and not him, he wants answers. Jake leaves and waves the situation off. Dreamer tries explaining things to Funk but Funk's just totally loses it. He slaps Dreamer and keeps calling him an asshole. Dreamer finally grips Terry and says he'll turn his fucking back on Funk but he'll never hit him. Dreamer turns around and sure enough, Funk levels him. He beats the shit out of Dreamer and bloodies him up before security comes out to finally break it up. MVP of this show has so been Funk.

Backstage: Rob Van Dam, cuts one of his promos putting himself over 98% of the time and only mentions Sabu whenever he sees him getting upset. Taz then cuts a promo about how he’s gonna choke Shane out and he can’t wait.

The Triple Threat (w/ Francin) vs. The New Triple Threat (w/Bill Alfonso)
Shane gets on the mic and says you know what he fears a fake champion with a paper champion; he then calls Taz a bitch, pussy and punk. Then he calls RVD a franchise wonnabe and Sabu ain’t shit he don’t even have a belt they've heard enough of this bullshit about a new triple threat and yes there is only one worlds champion in ECW. Shane then calls the fans morons and before giving his teams the introductions. During Sabu and RVD’s entrance the Dudleyz jump them from behind, Bubba throws RVD into the crowd allowing Shane and Bam Bam to beat on him while in the ring Chris and the Dudleyz take the Sabu until DAT smurf! TAZ kills them with suplexes until Bam Bam jumps him and the brawl is on, Chris and Sabu are in the ring, with RVD and Shane on one side and Taz/Bam Bam on the other. Tons of real fun brawling that lasts a good amount, its’ mostly Shane and Chris working Sabu’s neck oh I should mention Sabu has a neck brace on. On the floor RVD hits Bam Bam in the back with a chair several times but he just wants to beat on Taz. Sabu goes for a triple jump moonsault plancha, but falls off and settles for a springboard plancha. Van Dam follows with a sky high plancha. Sabu brings Douglas inside and hits the TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT for two, all 6 men start getting their shit in but it’s the triple threat getting the better with Chris hitting the piledriver on Sabu for two, it’s a piledriver to a man with an injured neck why waste that spot on a nothing heat segment. So after 10+ minutes of brawling this now breaks down into a traditional tag match with tags Taz telling Shane he’s gonna break his neck and shouting fuck you was great. Sabu does hit a desperation Arabian press for two, until Shane breaks it up. RVD tags as the match goes crazy again. RVD cleans house with Chris putting Taz through a table allowing the triple thread again to have the numbers advantage. Wait shouldn’t RVD be the legal man? Yet Sabu is still in the ring RVD does tag in again and cleans house again and it rules, man 90’s RVD was great. Taz tags himself in and throws Chris like ¾ across the ring as again the match breaks down. Sabu throws a chair in Chris face before hitting a leg drop on Bam Bam, Taz throws Bam Bam over the rails leaving Shane in the ring. RVD hits a leaping kick to Bam Bam as Taz has Shane in the ring and begins to beat him from one side to the other, RVD connects with the flip dive on the Bam Bam whipping him and Bam out. Taz locks in the Tazmission in the ring and but out of nowhere Taz hits the ARABIAN FACEBUSTER ONTO BOTH TAZ AND SHANE FOR THE WIN

Post-Match: Styles notes that Sabu kind of hit Taz with the Arabian Facebuster as well during the ending. Not to mention, Taz had Douglas in the Tazmission and was going to make him submit, Taz gets up and shoves Sabu on his ass. Sabu gets up and returns the favor. RVD & Fonzie step between them to break it up. Taz has some choice words with Fonzie before leaving the ring and raising the FTW Title to the back. RVD calms Sabu down and they celebrate to close the show.

 

[Deezy]

Spike Dudley killed more careers in ECW than unprotected chairshots.

 

[Keith]

Not seen this show but doesn't sound that good really.

 

[Crippler]

it's the worse.