FUCK YOU! In the words of the most electrifying man in movie-industry "I'M BACK AND I PROMISE TO NEVER EVER LEAVE AGAIN"
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This was pretty much a Dragon showcase for TV; lots of kicks and dick antics for lulz like picking him up at two and allowing Mr. Selfie to get kicks in on the floor. Dragon would win after a top rope spinning Frankensteiner followed by Dragonplex with a bridge for the win.
Piper then calls the nWo a bunch of gorillas and calls them stupid. He makes fun of Eric wearing Rodman t-shirts and says the nWo are all in the closet WHAT? Piper rambles on about cutting down tries before saying he paved the way before Greene gets on the mic and says; he did what he said by taking his vitamins and said his prayers and it worked but now he turned his back and joined a bunch of rookies just like the NFL He then says Piper and Flair made wrestling; while the nWo was busy sucking breast milk Flair says in runs down some dates and gets the date wrong when he faced Savage at Mania he called it 1993 when we all know it was 1992. He says some shit that I have idea what before all 3 get HYPED! That was a mess.
Page is pissed and hops the rails climbing over fans to get to Savage.
Oh and RIP! ROWDY RODDY PIPER WHO DIED while i was mid-way watching this, sad to see hear of the passing but I won't take it easy on you when i review the shit you're involved in.
I legit think Eaton has had more title shots than Hogan has had matches in 1997 Dragon dominates for 3 minutes, with Eaton getting a couple of shots in before Dragon ends it with the Spinning Hurracanrana off the top and the Dragon Sleeper for the win. ** anyway, Syxx applies the BUZZ KILLER (crossface chicken wing) for the win. JJ heads down with security, to escort Nash and Syxx out of here. Meanwhile, Mysterio gets carried out on a stretcher. **1/2 - **3/4
Big hug for Syxx and Nash as they spread out around the ring. Vincent, Norton and Fake sting get squashed. Standoff again with the new World order trying to get the sneak and as soon as they enter the ring the tape ends NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
they are just building it as the “NBA Playoffs” PUSSIES! Split-Screen; with Jeff Jarrett as he challenges to Malenko for a US title and for RESPECT! At Slamboree. Prince uses the speed to frustrate Dean along with counters, Dean is allowing this fuck to dominate like 80% of this and it sucks. They do this terrible spot with Dean powerbombing him but somehow Prince rolls him up for two. Thankfully; Dean locks in the Texas Cloverleaf like a minute later for the win. Randy Savage is your master. He knows Kimberly Page is crushing on him and that just shows that she’s got class with a capital K. Savage says he’s Page’s worse nightmare. what ever happen to Lex’s title shot? I will legit laugh if they job tonight. French-Canadians dominate Lex for the majority and it ruled; it’s full of double teams but once the fat one misses a splash I forget his name, which leads to the Giants hot tag and cleans house. He chokeslams one while Lex has the other up in the torture rack for the win.lmao but first tons of paper fall from the ceiling that says "Tradition Bites” & “nWo 4 Life" Flair says is this all they got? Flair says they drew the how C’MON! Once Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and Syxx walk down the aisle, Flair storms the aisle and goes right for Syxx. Nash and Hall try to take him off, but two low blows stop them. Flair locks in the Figure Four on Syxx in the aisle. Piper hasn't moved from the ring, he's just staring into space, with a dumbfounded look, holding one of the papers that fell. The nWo regroups quickly and beats the shit out of Flair as Flair screams for Piper for a good minute before Piper finally runs down for the save. The awful 40 minutes that preceded this was worth it for that ending imo, also Syxx and Flair stiffing one another was awesome. 
Piper says he doesn’t want any perks as JJ shows up and says people are playing mid-games and he knows the 75% isn’t sitting well with him, he knows that. JJ tells him he needs to show up and if he doesn’t, he will be in breach of contract. Flair gets on the mic now; he says last week he doesn’t know about Hall or Nash but he knows about Syxx and he’s all his. Greene grabs the mic but Public Enemy hits so he doesn’t get to talk lmoa Syxx attacks before the bell and tries the Bronco Buster but Rey gets the foot up for the low blow. Mysterio gets all fired up, so Nash distracts the ref while Scott Hall gives Mysterio the Outsiders Edge and Syxx finishes him off with Buzzkiller. JJ Dillon and WCW Monday Nitro t-shirt wearing ref Nick Patrick head out to try and restore some order. Right behind them is the new World order. Patrick gets tossed out by Nash. Bischoff asks Dillon what he thinks he’s doing because he’s got no stroke around here. Syxx FINALLY releases the hold and yells in JJ’s face that if JJ thinks he’s going to pull the same crap he did with McMahon, he’s got another thing coming. Page says before he was ever a wrestler he worked in nightclubs and has been in more bar fights than he can remember. But the Spring Stamped was different and the win was huge. The win over Randy Savage was the defining moment in his career. As for Randy Savage, DDP defines you! BAAAANG! Kimberly laughs at the thought of her being obsessed with him. Savage and Liz are in the crowd; Savage tells Kimberly to stop calling and writing and Page says he has two words for him DIOMOND CUTTER! Page begs for him to come down but he leaves. BANG!
And just like that Savage and Liz are walking down to the ring. SAVAGE IS HEALED! He doesn’t need the crutches anymore. Praise the lawd. Savage says last week when Page attacked him from behind he smacked Page so hard that he’s the one that needs the crutches now. Savage says if Page is in the building, Savage wants him to hobble down to the ring tonight for another beating. OHHHH YEAH! Mongo uses power so Dean schools him on the mat and tries the stick and move gameplan. Dean has hit like 4 leg lariats in a row before Jarrett trips him up allowing Mongo to to chopblock him from behind. As he goes for a powerslam, the ref gets knocked out of the ring by the swing of Malenko’s legs. Mongo covers Malenko and here comes Reggie White. Jarrett distracts Reggie so Mongo can get in the cheapshot. Inside the ring, Reggie reverses a cross corner whip and runs Mongo over with a clothesline. Big splash by Reggie! Jarrett hops up on the apron to yell at Reggie, but he’s shoved down to the floor. As Reggie walks out, Malenko bridges McMichael for the win. Best part was Heenan saying Mongo has being going at it for 5-10 minutes more like 3.
they do a lot of counter wrestling to start, and it lasts a good while. Regal has finally had enough and suplex him just to palm fist him in the nose for two. They go back to the mat with Dragon using a side headlock but once Regal breaks free he dropicks him. The match picks up now with Dragon hitting the corner handstand back kick before the combo kicks. Dragon locks in the half crab but Regal makes the ropes, so Dragon stomps on him. Regal returns the favor sending Dragon to the floor. Tenay says Regal thinks that the TV belt is the only championship worth owning. He doesn’t care for the U.S. strap since he’s not a U.S. citizen and questions the nWo’s vandalism of the WCW world title AWESOME! Back in; Regal attempts the Regal stretch and slaps the back of the head, which pisses Dragon of so he begins slaps of his own. Regal attempts an armbar but Regal breaks and looks for the stretch again but when Dragon doesn’t give in he applies the Bowen arrow. He’s softened up the Dragon for another try at the stretch, but this time Dragon BITES his way out. Another series of kicks and Dragon applies the Muta Lock. Fans are chanting for Regal Regal breaks free but Dragon hits a dropkick sending Regal to the floor so Soony can kick him, Dragon follows to the floor and seems to be pissed at Sonny. Back in the ring and a ‘rana off the top gets two, Dragon then misses the top rope moonsault. Regal tries the stretch again and Dragon lunges for the ropes. Butterfly suplex gets countered into a hurracanrana for two. Regal goes for the Regalplex but Dragon reverses it into a Victory Roll. Dragon goes for the Tiger Suplex but Regal bails to the outside. Regal side steps a Diving Cross Body from Dragon and chucks him into the guard rail. Dragon recovers quickly and hits a Asai Moonsault from the middle rope a good 10 feet back to Regal near the entry way. Before Regal can get back in, Oono gets his kicks in again and Dragon breaks it up. Sonny gets pissed and kicks Dragon in the back of the head allowing Regal to take advantage and delivers a reverse suplex to set up the REGAL STRETCH for the win. This was damn good; clearly Regal’s best match since his Steamboat feud. ***1/2 now they work for arm control that leads to a clothesline for two Yuji hits a spin kick for two; Rey wakes up the crowd by taking Yuji to the floor and wiping him out with a somersault plancha over the referee. Back in, Rey locks in the camel clutch but Rey breaks cause fuck knows; Rey tries a another springboard move but gets kicked in the gut for it. Yuji hits a running back kick before locking in a armbar; He tries to wow the crowd with a dive to the floor. Mysterio mounts a comeback with a split-legged moonsault. Roll-up sequence leads to a powerbomb from Rey. Flying splash misses though. Double-Arm DDT from Yuji gets two. He tries for another, but Rey backdrops him over into a bridge for two. Yuji comes off the top and takes a dropkick in mid-air, that sets up the the Springboard Hurricanrana for the win. Boring as shit; way too long and had 0 story. I can see why I’ve never heard or seen Yuji ever again. * I got through like 2 episodes when I started this project before deleting it. DUD! Benoit is up at 7 and YELLS FOR MORE!! Meng begins kicking him in the head but the third misses and Benoit takes the time to hit a pair of German; another crossface is applied but Meng makes the ropes and escapes to the floor only to take a suicide dive! Back inside, they fight up top until Benoit slip away and gives Meng another German suplex. DIVING HEADBUTT, but Meng moves and catches Benoit in mid-air for the TONGAN DEATH GRIP! There’s no escaping as Benoit passes out. That was pretty bad; it had hate but no enough. It felt like one of those long 5 round UFC fights; stuff happen but it was mostly tentative. **1/2 after 5 minutes of getting their ass kick it takes Jimmy Hart tripping up Scott allowing Hugh to gorilla press slam Scotty onto the top rope to gain advantage. They isolate Scotty for a bit with Rick losing his shit whenever they double teamed which was like 69 times; after some miscommunication Rick gets the hot tag and cleans house. Steiner Bulldog on Hugh connects, but Konnan makes the save. Scott whips Konnan into Rick by accident. Hugh tries the NO LAUGHING MATTER on Rick but he rolled out of the way allowing Scott to hit the Frankensteiner for the win. Post-match; Konnan sneaks back into the ring and attacks Hugh, as he exits the ring he shoves Jimmy Hart away, walking off by himself. Okay I guess; like I said more time on Nitro kind of match. ** Piper gets cornered by Hall and Piper snaps, punching in a circle, taking out all 3 members. Hall works over Piper's hip and leg for a few minutes until Piper hits a low blow and tags out to Flair who fucking clears house, the crowd is hot. Flair Flip and the run up to the top turnbuckle ends with Flair flying down into a Fallaway Slam from Hall, Nash tags in and hits the Snakes Eyes, chokes him with the boot in the corner, and delivers the Bossman straddle. He hits the Side Slam and tags out. Syxx delivers the Bronco Buster, but then there’s a double-KO. All hell breaks loose with all 6 men fighting when Piper & Greene come into save Flair. Hall hides behind Referee Randy Anderson and Piper says to hell with it and decks Anderson. Nick Patrick runs out to replace as the referee, Flair trips Hall to avoid the Outsider’s Edge and hooks on the FIGURE-FOUR! Nash tries to break it up, but Greene chopblocks him and Piper applies a sleeper. Syxx charges at Greene and takes a powerslam for the win. This was somewhat amazing; must due to FLAIR BEING GOD and the crowd being hot, that let all the wrestles do what they do and let Greene get some shine. FUN SHIT! ***
he first gets a cheap pop in before saying last night was his greatest thrill in wrestling when he erased self doubt and was able to walk the aisle with Greene and Roddy, he then promises he wants back in. Suddenly, Syxx comes down. He says they beat no one and the wrong guy was in the ring, Flair takes his jacket off And Gene calls him Richard Syxx then says he heard all this trash about him being able to take him, well that BS and Syxx says he will take Flair no problem and if he has the guts he wants to do it tonight, and heads to the ring. Flair says; Hall and Nash he doesn’t know about, but you my friend he’s gonna kick his fly weight ass and the fight or Flair does and Syxx runs. well at least this one kinda makes sense as he beat Regal for a belt before. Regal beats him up for a bit until Prince uses quickness to and fast pin attempts for near two counts. They do the call back spot with the crucifix fin with Regal barly kicking out, when he does he becomes even more pissed and punts Prince in the face. Regal first hits a reversed suplex before applying the Regal stretch with punches to the face and Prince passes out.
Tony tells us that a year ago was when Hall debuted; Eric tells us Stinger is not under the ring tonight. Hogan says Eric is the reason he gets to be on holiday and shooting movies all the time, Hogan calls him family and says he was pissed that Sting put his hands on him so when he next sees Sting, he’s in “DEEP, DEEP, DO, DO BRAH!” He says Sting is scared of the outsiders and Syxx, before calling Sting out. He says he’s given Sting till the end of the night and then he will call him out. YAY! HOGAN POSES FOR ANOTHER MINUTE BEFORE LEAVING!
not even wasting anytime or convincing. Madusa comes out waving her top around, she wants Akira Hokuto and the WCW Women’s title at the Great American Bash, and she will do anything for a title match. Sonny Oono, says he just wants Madusa to put her career on the line against Akira Hokuto in order for her to get a rematch. IT’S ON! Sonny should have just asked for sex for life, I would have Madusa was quite the looker back then. Oono gets in the ring to yell at Muta so Muta sprays the RED MIST in Oono’s face SWERVE! The ref throws the match out as Muta and Chono put the boots to Soony. Chono screams N-W-O! GREAT MUTA HAS JOINED THE NEW WORLD ORDER! SWERVE! He then hands him the t-shirt, SWERVE! Savage says every day is getting close to Pages last day. He says he’s gonna expose him and end him. He calls Kimberly worthless and tells her to not come crawling to him. Back to this shit now 
After both men get some stuff win Muta hits this sweet spin kicks and taunts for a good 30 seconds allowing Scott to hit the butterfly suplex, and a gorilla press slam. Rick comes in and scares Muta out of the ring, so Chono gets him to calm down Rick grabs hold of Chono’s nWo t-shirt so he can spit and stomp on it. Haha Rick overpowers Chono and the Steiner’s pretty much dominate with ease until the stalling on the floor comes to an end and Chono suckers Scott into their corner for a double team. The heat segment is real short as Scott levels the two with a double clothesline. HOT TAG TO RICK! He cleans house until Muta nails Rick with a Handspring Elbow followed by a bulldog. Muta holds him while Chono tries the MAFIA KICK, but Rick moves and Muta gets nailed. Steinerline to Chono as Rick heads up top for the STEINER BULLDOG, but Harlem Heat run down and yank him off the apron and whack him in the back with a chair. This allows Chono to MAFIA KICKS Scott. Rick gets rolled inside. And Muta drops an elbow and applies a legbar instead of just pinning the man. With Rick knocked out and his shoulders down with the hold applied, the ref just counts to three. So are Muta and Chono are now the top contenders? Post-Match: “Mean Gene” brings out JJ and says this match doesn’t count and tells them that maybe Harlem Heat should worry about their own match lined up for tonight.
Savage being a Savage is AMAZING! He continues to threaten Gene. Gene brings up Page, so Savage says he’s gonna turn the page. He’s the greatest wrestler – past, present, and future. Gene says that somebody needs to bring him back down to earth. That was the WRONG thing to say, Gene. Savage grabs him and challenges him to FIGHT! But wait, J.J is here and Gene runs away, he says he never wants to see Savage put his hands on anyone that is not a wrestler ever again. J.J says he's lost all respect, professional and personal, for Savage since he always held Savage in a higher regard than the rest of the nWo, even after he joined them. JJ feels that Savage at one time would have handled this situation with Diamond Dallas Page face to face like a man, but now Savage is addressing his problems from the upper decks of coliseums all over America hiding behind Elizabeth. OH SHIT! Savage snaps and begins assaulting him, security people and Eric Bischoff head down to try and stop Randy Savage. Bischoff pulls Savage off and flips out at him, telling him "No, not like this" Dillon is busted open. Bischoff gets on the mic, and with a change of heart, says that Dillon started this and unleashed the Madness in Randy Savage. Then he tells DDP to "snap into this" and grabs his crotch as the show ends. DAT ENDING JESUS!
Liz slams the door on his ribs, allowing Liz and Savage to drive away. he continues to beat on Jericho for a good portion of the match he further kills the match with a side headlock, not once but twice. At least he showed good heel antics, by using the ropes for leverage. Nevermind, he just broke the hold for no reason. JESUS! More rest holds before Jericho makes a comeback, Jericho gets out of an irish whip by jumping backwards off the middle rope and hitting a dropkick to Wright. Jericho gets his second wind with a Tiger Bomb followed by a tree of woe. Tenay mentions Jericho has jet lag because he's 48 hours. Jericho hits a baseball slide in the tree of woe position, Wright begs off but Jericho is having none of it. Jericho comes back with a Cross Body, Wright flips it over when they land, uses the ropes for leverage and gets the cheap win. Match got quite a bit of time which is great, but Alex is awful. **3/4
They brawl all around the floor for about 30 seconds before they hit commercial. Debra tries to pours water on Jeff's face to revive him, but he stops it and throws the cup into the crowd anyway, Jarrett gets up and locks the Figure Four on Malenko. Malenko is dead centre in the ring and is too weak to flip it over and TAPS OUT! Jarrett & Debra celebrate with the US Title. Dean sees the sling from Eddie left on the mat and looks at it, putting two and two together. Way better match than that shitfest at the last PPV. ***1/4 Now even the luchadores have come out! Kevin Sullivan and the Faces of Fear even join in on the action to beat on Benoit. Randy Savage heads down to take part in the beatdown on Flair and Piper, but Page comes out to get a piece of him. T he nWo try and stop him, but he still manages to drop Savage with the Pancake. Just as DDP starts to get up, Hollywood Hogan appears out of nowhere and smashes DDP in the back of the head with the WCW world title belt. Down goes Flair as well. DDP rolls to the floor and the next thing you know, Sting descends from the rafters! He lands right where DDP is lying. He points the bat at the nWo crew and beats anybody who comes near him; He hooks up DDP and they both ascend up into the rafters! HOW IS THAT EVEN SAFE? Anyway, Flair and Piper try and beat up the Outsiders some more while Hogan points a finger and yells up at Sting as Nitro goes off the air.
Finally, Booker T decides he wants to get him some. He tries a test of strength with Scott which fails so he uses his head and grabs a headlock. Scott tries to break free with a back suplex, but Booker flips out and tries a full nelson. Of course, Scott powers out, but Booker pulls him into a knee to the gut. Scott comes back with a butterfly slam. With the Steiner’s in control, they throw Booker around for a bit. Scott soon tries a dive off the second rope and eats a boot on the way down; SPIN-A-ROONIE! Is followed up with the Harlem Side Kick and a clothesline sends them both to the floor. Scott reverses a whip into the guardrail and takes Booker back inside for two. He tags Rick in and is immediately hit with a Running Knee. The isolate Rick for like a minute or two but after a failed spin kick. Scotty gets the hot tag and runs through everybody, Steinerlines everywhere. Scott catches Booker with the Spinning Belly to Belly Suplex for two. Now the match breaks down again. Scott hits Booker with the FRANKENSTEINER! But Vincent runs down and elbow drops Booker for the REALLY CHEAP AND TERRIBLE DQ. Post-Match: Vincent is stupid and hangs around taunting them; so the Steiner murders him and spit on him. UGH! I was really enjoying that match too, oh well. *** Yeah this match is a bunch of martial arts dick sucking moves. And slow plodding moves. NO! I’ll tell you what Madusa took a hell of a beating this was worse than the once Cena took at SSlam and I was just enjoying it until she basically no sold a spike piledriver and did a bunch of shit UGH! Anyway after her terrible offense a Northern Lights Bomb by Akira hands Madusa the loss and her “wrestling career” is OVER! Post-Match: “Mean Gene” tries to force her to have an interview as she cries and hobbles up the entrance what a dick move. he then scared Hart to the back with his murder eyes, he stomps on Meng’s arm before rolling him in and hitting the Diving Headbutt. He quickly tries to end it with the Crippler Crossfce but Meng overpowers out and places him on the top turnbuckle. Benoit isn’t done yet as he he dropicks the knee before locking in the crossface again. But just like last month, rope breaks are legal Meng kicks Benoit when he’s up, but Benoit is relentless in trying to end this. He tries to suplex Meng to the floor but Meng holds the rope and Benoit crashes on the apron. Meng kicks Benoit when he’s up top into the tree of woe and then kicks him some more. Chop battle is won by Meng, he connects with an Alabama Slam. After some more chops, Meng applies a Dragon sleeper but Benoit fights out. Meng hits a scoop slam and follows up with a frog splash and ref Nick Patrick has to remind Meng there’s no pinfalls. Benoit is up at seven. They brawl to the floor where Meng gets thrown into the rails; He unloads with a Release German Suplex that gets Meng to stay down at the eight count. One more gets the same result. Meng fights back with an inverted atomic drop and drapes Benoit over the top rope. Meng then applies the Tonga Death Grip. After some more brawling with neither man staying down Benoit locks in the Crippler Crossface and holds it for a good while until finally Meng can’t continue. Post-Match: Both men are dead and get stretchered out one after the other ‘cause WCW only have one stretcher. Fun little match, I love the aggression and makes that last one worse than it already was. No more Death matches please. ***
Anyway, more Hotline hype and DEBUT HYPE TRASH! Oh Heenan was MVP of this as Kevin’s mum is in the front row and after she interfered he starts calling her Dirty Greene and begins making age jokes. Hall gets a two count off that but as he tries to make his comeback Syxx grabs his leg allowing Hall to clothesline him for two. Nash gets tagged in telling Piper to suck it before going to work on Flair. After a corner beating he hits the Snake eyes, but a Jacknife is countered by a low blow. And there’s the HOT TAG TO PIPER! He pokes eyes; he whips Hall into Nash to set up him up for a sleeper. Hall ends up dropping Piper balls-first on the top rope, Nash draws Flair in, but the ref looks like he screws up the spot. Syxx comes in and wipes out Piper with a spin kick. Of course, Flair sees that and goes over to chop the life out of Syxx. Flair chases him all the way to the back leaving the match 2-1 Piper fights back as best as he can until Hall connects with the Outsiders Edge for the win. Man this was fun as fuck, they just went at it. No filler BS but I guess it was also a way to begin a Piper/Flair feud for no reason. **3/4 And he begins to pull the bandages off the ribs. The ref begins to talk shit to him so Savage piledrivers him HAHAHAHA! Another ref comes out and gets tossed aside by Savage. On the floor, Savage backs Kimberly into the corner of the guardrail, as MVPatrick comes out to save the day. They continue to brawl up the aisle way as Savage gets run into the fence and gets slammed on the picnic table. Pancake Slam connects, but Savage sends Page back on the floor with a jawbreaker. Savage peels back the mats for a piledriver, but Nick Patrick proceeds to stop him and gets nailed. I wonder how much Savage will be getting finned for this, a milly? A RANDOM PHOTOGRAPHER gets beat down too CRAZY SAVAGE IS AMAZING! As this is going on Page grabs a chair and nails Page with it. Inside the ring, Savage low blows Page and goes for a suplex but DDP slips out and hits the DIAMOND CUTTER! For two. Scott Hall runs out and STOMPS Nick Patrick on the head. Well that’ll stop any count. Hall has his tag belt with him and goes to nail Page, but Page ducks and rattles off with punches. Page calls for the Diamond Cutter, but Savage hits Page from behind with the belt. That allows Hall to hit the Outsiders Edge and Savage goes up top for the Elbow drop for the win. Damn good brawl, really hate filled. I didn’t mind the run-ins and ref’s dying. So yeah.***1/2
