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[Itchweed]

A message has come across the desk of Teddy Long as of 10:45AM this morning, and it reads:

Match to be added to Wrestlemania:

Fatal Fourway Ladder Match
Zack Ryder vs R-truth vs Edge vs Austin Aries

The winner will receive a future title shot at any championship, they choose. However this contract must be used by the Money in the Bank pay-per view in June. The futures of these four superstars could be changed forever in just one night!

[Itchweed]

Teddy Long has passed us some recent news about a release, and a gain in the UWF roster. It seems The Miz's injuries have left him out of action for longer than he expected and has asked to be released from his contract. UWF has granted his request.

Now as for the gain! It seems that UWF is going retro with it's next signee, because The Honky Tonk Man will be making his debut after Wrestlemania!

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AK has stepped away from UWF completely, meaning The Miz is free and is no longer UWF staff.

Freshness joins as Honky Tonk Man!

[Itchweed]

It seems news has come across Mr.Long's desk this morning and it seems Zack Ryder will be removed for the ladder match and Robbie E will be taking his place!


Rtruh has also been removed, and it seems that the person who is taking his spot is David Otunga!

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taking matters into my own hands, Duece is idk, and I'm done playing Ellis' games.

So I'm adding myself and Lewb, knowing well all at least get in one Tt by Saturday without a doubt.

[Cwalker]

Several big signings have been seen leaving the office of Theodore Long. Big things seem to be on the horizon for the relaunch of UWF.

Chris Dresden returns as Stone Cold Steve Austin
Derrick picks up CM Punk
RawisRey picks up Cody Rhodes
MrFetter changes from Alberto Del Rio to Randy Orton
Andrew picks up Paul London
and last but certainly not least, Got_Swag picks up The Miz

Alright guys, MrFetter and I are finalizing a preview and it should be up within a day. Most likely the show won't be the following Tuesday, but the one after to give everyone time to post.

[Cwalker]

Reports circulating the Dirt Sheets have stated that Ted DiBiase Jr has been spotted leaving Theodore Long's office. Word is the two have come to some sort of deal.

Prodigy picks up Ted DiBiase Jr.

[Cwalker]

Dirt sheet reporters have announced that a meeting between Raw General Manager Theodore Long and "Long Island Iced Z" Zacl Ryder occcured recently. Zack was said to be seen leaving Long's office screaming "Woo Woo Woo, You Know It"

Tapout picks up Zack Ryder

[Cwalker]

The cameras caught up with Teddy Long right after he got off the phone with UWF's newest signing. As Long hung up the phone, he shook his head and said, "That guy really is an asshole"

Killz returns to UWF as Ken Anderson

[MrFetter]

News just came across our desk that Brock Lesnar just inked his name to a deal with the UWF!

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TheWrestlingAddict drops HHH and picks up Lesnar

[MrFetter]

News came across our desk today that Dolph Ziggler's name is drying in ink as he just signed to the UWF.

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Lubaninho picks up Dolph Ziggler in his return to the UWF.

[Cwalker]

Rumors speculating around UWF Headquarters is that after being beaten to within an inch of consciousness this past week on Raw, The Honky Tonk Man has decided to hang it up. We wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors.

KeepItFresh drops The Honky Tonk Man